Oh. How did you find out about my post shorts syndrome?Sx
I'm not paying six pounds for this rubbish!
Scratch 'n' sniff chart?Thank gawds Beast hasn't worn them.
Are autographed copies available? Uh, I'm asking for "a friend."
I really need that chart...
Miss Scarlet: Because that was my washing line!I mean, "my friend's" (it's possible LX and I have a mutual friend?). Obviously, I don't live in a council-house.MJ: I'll take the 66p, then.* also thanks the gods that Miss Scarlet stole the 'Shorts before Beast got around to wearing them *LX: I'll see what I can do. What's your addr- I mean, "your friend's" address?Princess: You'll be pleased to hear that its a pull-out double page spread. After all, there are a lot of stains!
will there be an online version, sweetheart? xoxoxoxo
"I'm not paying six pounds for this rubbish!" Then do what I do MJ, buy a Sunday newspaper at the supermarket, take out any existing supplements inside and replace them with magazines of your choice then choose the daftest looking girl at the checkout (I usually aim for Donna on till 9 the one with the lazy eye) who will think it's just part of the newspaper or better still if you have those self service tills, put the newspaper through as a couple of loose apples, just make sure the barcode is facing up so it doesn't scan. I've been getting away with it for years!
Miss MJ is a cheeky baggage. I am the only who washed the ghastly shorts. Miss Scarlet stole them from the washing line if you remember
Thank you, Mitzi.I can always count on your for shopping tips and household hints.
DID BEAST ACTUALLY WEAR THEM?
No, I don't think so... but they might have seen Mr Frobisher's groin.Sx
Savvy: I doubt it. I can barely manage emailing, nevermind online publishing!Although, maybe I'll post some of the innards?Mitzi: What thrifty 'top-tips'! Would you like to write a guest column in the next issue?BEAST: Which begs the question: "What on Earth did you leave in the 'Shorts to have to wash them?"MJ: Tune in next month for Mitzi's guest column!Miss Scarlet: Are there any pictures to prove it?
Cancel my subscription.You have too many issues.