There was a worm in my kitchen this morning.
A worm!
When I walked through the kitchen, it wasn’t there. The floor was free of vermiforms. However, on the way back, what did I see slooowwwwwwwwly making its way towards the dining room. Yes. A six inch long, muck encrusted worm.
Today wasn’t the first time either. This happened a few weeks ago too with what looked like the same worm. I would’ve thought it’d know better by now, than to somehow wriggle into a warm, dry house and slowly dehydrate.
I scooped it up in a piece of loo roll and dumped it unceremoniously out the back door, wondering how on earth it managed to get in in the first place...
You should've popped it through your neighbour's letterbox.
ReplyDeleteEw ew ew I hate bugs!
ReplyDeleteI would have just closed the door and never used the kitchen ever again.
Alternatively if you feel that you can't live without your kitchen you could flush it?
Ew ew ew
You haven't been hexing burglars in your sleep, have you?
ReplyDeleteHmmm..worms in the kitchen. That is pretty gross. You did do the right thing though. It's good karma to help a stupid animal. Question: Where was it going? I mean if you didn't help it, where would it have ended up?
ReplyDeleteIt was heading towards the dining room. There are several plants in there so it's conceivable that it could sense the soil. Not that it'd've been able to get in the pots...
ReplyDeleteOMG! WV is palsexhb - Sex with friends! I assume the hb stands for hard bonking...
IDV, that's really the only thing it could stand for.
ReplyDeleteWorms, ew. You did a brave thing.