Yes, I know she's not dead (yet). But when she goes to Australia (she might as well be - all those spiders and snakes and insects and drag queens) who am I gong to bicker with? And race with to be first commenter? And who'll plot their terrible revenge against me when I say something
Alas, dear Fuckkit, I'll have probably forgotten you by the time you get back, so Good Riddance and all that.
Lots of love,
P.S. I hope you have a fantastic time. I'll miss you... At first!
* writes letter to the Prime Minister of Australia giving him the lowdown on Fuckkit and how to appease her with cake etc *
* waves and wipes away a tear *
P.P.P.S. * of joy *
P.P.P.P.S. Shit. Must stop being so nasty.
* wipes away a tear of sadness - really *
Bon voyage, Fuckkit. Get reconnected real soon over in Oz. We can't wait to hear of The New Adventures of Fuckkit!