The House of
I N F O M A N I A C
10th Anniversary Garden Photos Event
is being held here rather than at The Very Mistress's this year. Remember?
We hope that you've all been pulling your green fingers and thumbs out, because the event of the year is only about three months away.
Yes, I've almost settled upon when it will take place - I'm thinking the end of September-beginning of October. That should give you plenty of time to get your luxuriant back passages (Jon), or overgrown jungle (Dinah), or Big Pink Bush™ (Ms Scarlet) in order. Or to at least take some carefully angled photos so as to crop out all the crap - a bit like I have done, below:
Yes, I've almost settled upon when it will take place - I'm thinking the end of September-beginning of October. That should give you plenty of time to get your luxuriant back passages (Jon), or overgrown jungle (Dinah), or Big Pink Bush™ (Ms Scarlet) in order. Or to at least take some carefully angled photos so as to crop out all the crap - a bit like I have done, below:
And remember, there will be a new section of the event this year: Terrifying Triffidery - a place for photos of monstrous plants or otherwise ordinary plants that have been photographed from odd angles/close up/while drunk which make them look otherworldly. So, get inventive/within-2-metres/drinking and get that camera out!
I may also introduce a "Guess The Plant" quiz, but we'll see if I can be bothered nearer the time...
Oh, and unlike at The Very Mistress's, there will be no fat, naked, old men or women lurking in the undergrowth. Sorry.
If we're lucky, Eddie Cibrian (or someone of his ilk) may pop by, though...