No, it's not the over-exuberant release of a frustrated teenager (or The Host)
Or snow.
Yes, I know it's a possibility. The Great British Summertime does like its little jokes...
Of course! It's a spume-splattered groyne!
No, really, Great British Summertime, I won't stand for it.
And don't you dare show me your filthy, quivering spume hole!
Ack! I said don't!!
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Let's move on, shall we?
That's better. Whether it's an alien landscape, or moss on a gatepost,
it's much more civilised than all that spume.
Ah, the bee orchids are back! (Ophrys apifera)
That's it for now. I'll leave you with this gnarled oak while I mop up:
I knew I shouldn't have left Witchface in charge of these photos...
"Spume spume spume spume. Lovely spume! Wonderful spume!"
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PS or is Monty Python banned now? I lose track which bits of our culture it's OK to like.
I hope not, as I watched The Life of Brian on Netflix last night! Although, if it is banned, I don't care - the stoning scene on its own is worth being ostracised for.
DeleteThere's me thinking your objection would be to the Witch-burning scene from "Holy Grail"... Jx
DeletePS Do you weigh the same as a duck? Erm - I'm asking "for a friend".
I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! This isn't my nose - it's a false one. And asking a lady's weight will get you turned into a newt!
DeleteNow, if you'll excuse me, someone needs to construct a bridge out of me...
I didn't see that cumming.
ReplyDeleteJohnson with Cummings - too much of that sort of behaviour can make you go blind.
DeleteMeanwhile, I am such an innocent, I thought it was a posting about spilt milk.
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I must admit - and probably disappoint - spilt milk was the first thing I thought of too.
DeleteExcuse me but exactly HOW am I supposed to move on from a filthy, quivering spume hole?
ReplyDeleteOh, Very Mistress! I'm terribly sorry. I forgot about your delicate sensibilities.
DeleteIt was rather difficult to move on from. I found myself enrapt as it slowly quivered to a close. Of course, then I threw another stone in it to make another hole!
The first picture reminded me of the public toilet floor in Fuengirola's bus depot. I had half an hour to kill before the bus arrived for Marbella.
ReplyDeleteOh, dear. Had someone spilled their milk in there, too?
DeleteIs it a marker of special quality when there's a hole in your spume ?
ReplyDeleteI suppose it could be? Either that or some silly witch was throwing stones into it...
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