Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Daintiness always wins!


With another Coven member's help, I've discovered the embarassing reason why Tim keeps spurning my advances:


So, Tim, my daintiness is now assured thanks to new quick Lux. This will be a birthday we'll both remember!




Right. All that's left to do is to check out Memory Alpha to do a little research before heading over The Cusp. One can always count on it to supply pure, sweet facts:





13 comments:

  1. Not the dreaded "Undie Odor"?

    Happy birthday, Tim!

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  2. The rest of you... click on the illustration so you can read it.

    Do I have to do everything around here?

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  3. Oops! Yes, thank you, MJ. Click to embigulate both pics, people.

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  4. Such a simple solution! I imagine though that those undies won't stay fresh for long once you and Tim share your passion.

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  5. Ha ha ha ha!!!! Brilliant!! You may be dainty, but you're not sweet. Keep scrubbing!

    (thanks MJ!)

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  6. Ha! Ha!

    Great post! You can't have undies odor if you have no undies! That Memory Alpha post is boldly going where no man has gone before!

    Happy Birthday, Tim!!!

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  7. Has IVD been scrubbing his warty wand.
    Happy Birthday Tim

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  8. Happy Birthday Tim! Hope you're having a good one.

    I'm not surprised Tim spurned your advances, if you suffered from undie malodour.

    Mind you, will Lux cure your warty wand?

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  9. I thought imperial leather was the way to go? Or a bubblegum smelling Lush product.

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  10. Tim: But I'm sweet on you!

    Eros: I knew I should've gone commando.

    BEAST: Well, Tim helped.

    Roses (this goes for you too, BEAST): Despite MJ's statements to the contrary, my wand is NOT WARTY!

    Judging by that horrific pic, though, I'm not sure that Lux would do the trick...

    'Petra: Just who are you calling a lush?!


    It's MJ, isn't?

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  11. Beast - No, Tim did NOT help scrub the warty wand, despite what IDV said!!

    Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone - much appreciated!!

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  12. Happy Beleted Birthday Tim...
    Undie odour is difficult to manage Mr DeVice...
    You are always more than welcome to join Roses and I on my beachside bench for some quiet meditation and airing...

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  13. I can solve your problem permanently. In fact I sent you an email about it. I am American, and I CARE.

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