Those must've been some very evil toys!Don't bury the remains! Burn them or they'll come back!That dog wants to be the only cute critter in the house.
Wait 'til he gets hold of your mantyhose!
Your dog has neodymuim lasers just like my cat!!!
You're so right, Eros. Moom gets exceedingly jealous if she isn't centre of attention.Those pesky toys are just another distraction for her humans that need to be eliminated.MJ: I haven't seen my mantyhose for ages. Not since 'Petra 'borrowed' it...Ponita: And that laser vision can stun victims into soppy attention-givers, and see through walls to any food that may be within range.
I take it as a compliment that you think I'll fit into your hose, um?Is Moom green? I love that she (I finally find out it's a she) has a pink leopard print thingy to do her mauling on.
I wonder if your hose will fit Tim?
No, his hose most certainly will not fit me.I think Moom is acting out some rage issues after IDV … touched her.WV: BUMPLA. Yes, exactly.
Awww the poor fluffy wuffy bunny :-(
'Petra: Green? I hope not. Although she does change colour depending on the light.MJ: Hmm... I wonder?I also wonder whether Tim's would fit me...? I'd better start doing some stretching exercises.Tim: Rage issues? Preposterous!Moom loves love (no, not *that* sort - She's a proper lady and always sits down so nothing untoward can happen when being sniffed around by another dog).BEAST: And the poor fluffy wuffy duck and pheasant and puppy and...
O.M.G (I've been watching too much Gossip Girl) YOU HAVE A HOUND?? IS THIS YOUR HOUND? PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS YOUR DOG!??AWESOMOE NUMBER ONE PUPPEH!
She is indeed my hound, Miss Smuggersham.Well, she's SP's really, but mine by proxy. And she's totally AWESOMOE NUMBER ONE PUPPEH!