::ponders to selves::
Hmmm... What can I write on Tim's Facebook Wall? How about:
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
You can't see me,
but I can see you!
No. No. Too stalky. Ummm...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I'm in your bed
what will you have me do?
No. Stalky and forward.
Let's see... Ooh! I know...
* writes on Tim's wall *
Just drink them, Tim. Forget about those flibberty-jibbet floosies from your Valentines post, and join me on the Pink Side!
Mwah hah hah hah hah ha!
Drat! I evil-laughed out loud again, didn't I?
Bugger.
That looks good but where is the blue shot?
ReplyDeleteBlue is essential.
Oh yes, you're really winning me over with your stalker poems and horrific looking, rohypnal-laced beverages of doom!
ReplyDeleteOUTRAGEOUS!
Is that fairy liquid ????? Geddddittt ?????
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha!!! Beast, I salute you Sir!
ReplyDeleteCyberPetra: The blue shot is to de-Gay him. And we don't want that, do we?
ReplyDeleteTim: Yay! It's working.
Or was that sarcasm?
BEAST: I have to agree with Tim - I do get it. Very much!
Right. That would be sad.
ReplyDeleteKeep the blue shots away from it at any cost.
Blue? There's not blue there. I think all you guys are colour blind.... it's green!
ReplyDeleteAdd a sprinkling of fairy dust.
ReplyDeleteI don't think Tim is showing proper appreciation for the amount of dedication you have put into stalking him. I mean, you are intensely involved with the lucky SP, yet you still take the time to write fab and original stalker poetry, AND to mix up special cocktails. I salute you.
ReplyDeleteNope, that's right. I don't appreciate his efforts at all.
ReplyDeleteIt would be an awful shame if he just gave up.
I don't know what I'd do.
'Petra: The blottle of blue is safely under lock and key!
ReplyDeletePonita: While I am colour blind, I think you'll find that reading 'Petra's first comment should clear up the confusion.
MJ: That goes without saying.
Snooze: Why, thank you. Great artists are never appreciated in their own time, sadly.
Tim: Now, surely that isn't more sarcasm, it it?
From me?! Never!
ReplyDeletePheeew!
ReplyDeleteClearly over at MJs you had quite a few red shots.
Blimey! I understood most of that......and it was funny.....and you've become very popular over at MJ's.
ReplyDeleteTickers: He is even more popular down at the docks!
ReplyDeleteA bit late but if you wanted to snag him, surely you'd try something like:
ReplyDeleteRoses are red
Violets are blue
I'm the one outside your window
dressed up like Uhuru
Tut. It's Uhura.
ReplyDeleteEveryone knows THAT.
Do enough jello shots and anyone will turn--up the contents of their stomach into the white porcelain throne!
ReplyDeleteHappy very B'ltd Valentine's Day!
Where is lazy old IVD
ReplyDeleteTim: Thank goodness for that. For as we all know, sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
ReplyDeleteEven though it is funny.
'Petra: Yeah, funny that I don't remember drinking them, though...
Tickers: Yay! Thank you, and: Yikes!
MJ: Shush, you!
Skillz: I would have done, but Tim's already on to me.
And not in that way, unfortunately.
Tim: But it was spelled like that in the end credits to ST:VI.
Not that I'm condoning it, of course.
Eros: Do you think that's where I've been going wrong?
BEAST: Here I am!
And I'm not old!
Yes, but that was an error.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes - you are old!