Thursday, 6 November 2025

GPE #2 : Ms Nations is the kind of lunatic who makes jewellery* for her houseplants

 
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 Less a couple of plants, this is what  my 'garden' looks like these days - all indoors.  I like the cascading type as you can see.
 
If you look closely you might see a couple of spots of color dotted around that don't seem very planty...
 



...and those are little weights I made to train the vines to grow downward and not twist.  I saw this done with little brass bells once years ago, which works well but is jingly.  These random, big beads I had, strung on a little wire, are just the thing.
 
 

 They're light enough to encourage rather than force the brittle stems, they provide a little modest twinkle, and prove that I am the kind of lunatic that does shit like make jewelry* for their houseplants.
 
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  Ms Nations, your vertical indoor garden of spiderplants and bejewelled pothos (and whatever that crinkly-leaved plant is on the lower shelf) is delightful!  Do you turn the plants so they grow evenly rather than leaning towards the window?
 
 
 * I used the British spelling for the title as it wasn't a verbatim quote (so it didn't look weird to my British eyes), but left your original American spelling in the body of the post. 

21 comments:

  1. What a clever trick! I like the idea of jewelry for the houseplants. I have cacti and succulents under a grow light and that seems to be the best I can do to keep plants alive inside. I'm tempted to try a spider plant though. My mom had a brown thumb, but somehow she was able to keep a spider plant alive.

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    1. All spider plants seem to want is good drainage and an occasional Negroni.

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  2. What a nice view of The Hanging Gardens of Idaho !

    Eh - what ? You make yer plants work out ?! Yoh lift, bro ?
    My Gänseblümchen is a ten-pounder !?

    Ah, the Toklas druggie book - I remember well when you gave the recipe for a nice witches brew, all homegrown, I miss yer old garden (and no, I will not mention the thing).

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  3. Oh, I like the plant jewellery! How clever! Though judging by some of my indoor plants I might be better placed to stick to making jewellery.
    Sx

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  4. I learned something today. I have never seen anal beads used as plant weights.

    All lovely for indoor plants. I have no luck with indoor plants at all. Jokes aside, I did not know about the weights for viney plants to make them grow downward. Not to mention adds color. That Nations is a smart cookie.

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  5. Jewellery for plants, what a brilliant idea, how about piercings for plants, I have a dangling cacti that is crying out for a Prince Albert.

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  6. I've got my eye on that Alice B. Toklas cookbook.

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  7. A little bit of sparkle makes everything look better! It's a great display, Ms Nations... Jx

    PS Are those really spider-plants? They're usually variegated, in my experience. [NB our collection of said Chlorophytum comosum never comes indoors; it's tougher than it looks...]

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    1. Ms Nations did not identify them, Jon, but if one views the first photo at actual size, the spidery plant on the middle shelf has produced a telling inflorescence with a tiny plantlet at the tip.
      (Also, I used to have a totally green one like these. The ones I have now - both indoors & out - are Chlorophytum comosum 'Variegatum' which has dark green leaves with white margins. Whereas yours, I believe, are C. comosum 'Vittatum' with mid-green leaves and a central white stripe?)

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    2. I bought the original "mother plant" of our spider-plant collection for 50p on the "dead-or-almost-dead" shelf at Homebase [a place that seemed to specialise in total neglect of its plants; so the shelf was always full] more than a decade ago. It's variety name [if ever we knew it] is lost to the mists of time... Jx

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    3. It's a viridia. I always seem to find them, and they always try to blossom themselves to death. If you keep on them and take off every sign of a floiwer bud you see, then you start getting the nice cascades of spiderlings - no anal beads required!

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    4. I've not heard of a spider plant with that name, but as it just means "green", I get it. As for flowering, ours do, every year, without any harm - indeed, we have even found seedlings from where the bees or hoverflies have done their job and the seeds have dropped into neighbouring pots! Jx

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    5. It never ceases to blow me away how different varieties of the same plant respond. I've seen lovely cascades of white blossoms spilling down from a variegata that must have been thirty years old, just this huge cascading thing - and the blossoms had the faintest, sweet scent! XOO

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  8. At first I thought that you had been very careless with your earrings but no you have been very clever.
    Lovely to see an indoor garden and I think your plant shelf by the big window is genius.
    My Fave is the Alice B. Toklas but there is a nicely bound 2 volume set and another that I can't make out as your earring is in the way.
    The first thing I ever grew was a Spider Plant. We love them and have had several outside in all weathers for many years. They are indestructible.
    PS
    I am working on posting a selection of my cookery books and hope to have it ready soon.
    Ttfn

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