Sunday, 13 April 2025

"Did Someone Say ----?"*

I caught these two doing it in the pond Lake.  Disgraceful!
 
 
* Answers in the comments, please.
 
 Hello!  Here I am!  I don't have much to say, so I will just bombard you with gardening-related photos (mostly) which may also serve as a prompt to start photographing your own gardens and/or green patches for the 15th annual Lady Garden Presentation
 
I N F O M A N I A C
Garden Photos Event
later in the year.
 
 But first some music to accompany your scrolling, the always delightful Dame Sophie Ellis-Bextor with "Relentless Love": 

 
MARCH
The 30th to be precise...
 
I finally got around to shingling the other side of the walkway from the Grand Paysho to the South Lawn (after I'd moved the buddleia back a bit).  As well as that pink cordyline, I popped in some irises, echiums, crocosmias, alliums (which had all been hanging around in pots for the past year or so), and a peony (which I moved from my shade garden the Gardener's Retreat).
 
 
The pond Lake.  After two weeks of wittering on about how there are no frogs around because it was too cold, or that Bitey had probably eaten them or scared them off, a couple of dozen invaded the garden and half-filled the Lake with piles of hideous frogspawn.  The Mother is now thrilled!
(Although she's already moaning that there's too much and the pond Lake will be ruined.)
 
 
Um.  Not made with ingredients from the garden - although I did eat at least one piece in the garden.
(I made this chocolate cake because there was nothing nice to eat in the house.)
 
 
APRIL
5th & 6th
 
In another "I finally..." moment, I finally potted up my cherry plum, Prunus cerasifera 'Nigra', and placed it at the entrance to The Gardener's Retreat.
 
 
New shoots of an astilbe and a primrose. 
 
 
This Erythronium californicum 'White Beauty' has not benefitted from an "I finally..." moment and is still trapped within the confines of a small teracotta trough.  It doesn't seem to mind, though. 
 
 
The Gardener's Retreat 
 

Daffs on the embankment
 
 
12th & 13th

Allotment HQ festooned with sloe/blackthorn blossom (right) and honeysuckle (middle), with its new lean-to "pergola" (fashioned from scraps) supporting a once flailing loganberry.
 
 
A lovely little primrose growing beneath my flailing loganberry.
 
 
Sloe/blackthorn and a new bird box to replace the decades old one which was practically sawdust.
 
 
Greengage 
 
 
Plum.  And Bitey.
 
 
One ofthe various primulas dotted around the allotment.
 
 
Foxgloves, primulas, and forget-me-nots 
 
 
Conference pear (non-horrid, I hope)
 
 
My allotment is mainly fruit trees/bushes/canes, some rhubarb, and a smattering of wild flowers.
 
 
Oh, and a bath or two.
 
 
Up the hill behind the allotment the bluebells have begun flowering. 
 
 


 [This post needs some reformatting and a tidy up as well as a proper title.  And less procrastination, fewer interruptions, and some sort of explanation of our continuing blog uselessness.  But not today as it's gone half nine and I want to go to bed!]

21 comments:

  1. Springtime at is best! Love the fact you have frogspawn - just think of all those slugs and other damaging beasties they'll polish off as the rampage (like teenagers do) through your herbaceous plots...

    The allotment's looking promising, too! Hopefully you'll be harvesting armfuls of loganberries (flailing or otherwise) and other fruits to go with your chocolate cake by the end of summer. Happy days. Jx

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    1. With as many tadpoles as we now have (the pond looks like its full of tadpole soup!), hopefully enough will survive to polish off the slugs etc. Until they turn into frogs, I'm armed with the edge of a trowel to cut the slugs I find in two!

      As I was putting up the allotment "pergola", I discovered a third loganberry growing between two I already knew about alongside the fence. So, along with the "mother" plant, the two I transplanted last year in the wire nettinged off area (in the photo above the bath pic), and the existing two next to the fence (which will also need moving), I fear I shall be inundated with loganberries. I will have to learn how to make jam!

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  2. The garden looks as wonderful as always... you have to love spring...and the cake looks so delicious! Although you suspected I would like your cakes more so, wink!

    And are all those frog spawn with tadpoles in them to the left of the frog porn???? If so, my lands are you going to be inundated

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    1. That frogspawn isn't even the half of it, Maddie. Hidden behind the rock (and the reflection of the tree) is a bucket load, at least! And now, as I mentioned to Jon above, it's pretty much all hatched so the pond is a mass of wriggling little tadpoles!

      As for my cakes, they're very unhealthy - rather fatty and high in cholesterol, I shouldn't wonder.

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  3. Awww.... I think there is a 'blog uselessness' bug going round. I've had it since 2021 - I think someone should do a study into it and hopefully find a cure. Jon, and Mistress Maddie seem to have immunity so perhaps we could harvest their cells and create a vaccine?
    I already have a file in my photo library entitled: Gardening Competition 2025! It contains 4 pictures!!!! I know - exciting!
    Sx

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    1. I'll strap them down, you set to with the syringe/hypodermic, Ms Scarlet!

      I, for one, am VERY excited that you are already preparing for this year's GPE Extravaganza! Although, I do have to remind you that the Garden Photos Event is NOT a competition. Something I'll be saying again further down this comments thread in a bit!

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  4. Where's the toilet planter ? I thought only FN had one ?

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    1. I daren't have a toilet planter in case Ms Nations tells me off! I think I can get away with a couple of baths. (If memory serves, I believe Prinny had a bath or two in her garden, too?)

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    2. Yeah, I think so, I think you are right. But in between there must have been high water several times. Sometimes I really wonder what has happened to Prinny and her historical house. Really, the land of OZ is dangerous - one either gets swept away, or a spiders' feast ...

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  5. Love the pink cordyline much nicer than the ugly bronze ones you often see in council areas.

    Those filthy beasts have no shame, it reminds me of a scene I once witnessed through the chink of my sister's wardrobe door when I was a younger, I don't want to talk about it, but I will, for a sliver of that cake.

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    1. I shall have to make another cake then, as that one has long since been devoured and I do wonder what youre sister was getting up to with a load of frogspawn.... (I have some cocoa ordered which should arrive from Sainsbury's (with the rest of my shopping) on Saturday.)

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  6. I HAVE PHOTOS FOR THE COMPETITION!!!! (which I am planning on winning this year) xoxo Also, hopefully we'll have an Easter Peeps sculpture this year and Cadbury mini chocolate eggs in chocolate chip cookies to share (visually) on Sunday! xoxo

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    1. Ahem. May I remind you that the Garden Photos Event is NOT a competition, dear Savvy!
      Although I'll let you off this time for a handful of mini eggs.

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  7. Damn, I forgot about the peeps. Schokohasis will have to do.

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  8. I see lots of Frog Eggs beside the hot and heavy Couple, so it looks like they've been quite busy and you'll have a Lake full of Tadpoles soon.

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  9. I'm loving your Springtime! Hopefully, I'll have something similar in a few months...
    I'm just catching up now! Getting a tad frantic. The cat will be picked up on Tuesday and flown to Brisbane where she'll have the final indignity/worm-flea treatment. I'll fly to Brisbane 2 days later and both fly to Auckland on 24th. She'll be in a cat crate in the cargo hold. I'll be in cattle class upstairs.
    So...this explains why I've not been around the traps of Blogosphere lately!

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  10. Oops! Almost forgot about The Man! He'll stay on here to tie up the loose ends and will fly out May 3. (And I also forgot to mention that the NZ family have a dog. A yapster. Oh dear...Sporran will not be happy!)

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  11. Aw this post is so refreshing and lovely! Thank you! You can never go wrong with a quick post about something nature-adjacent! I hold high value to on and offline spaces that allow us all to relax, enjoy nature, friendships, and good food (especially cake!) My newsfeed is literally drowning in ominous story titles about the collapse of civilization itself! What's a girl to do? Fuck off through the tulips for a few hours, I say!

    Part of me was thinking I should start writing journals in runestones as code, but I can't because there's this weird Neo-Nazi fetishization of Vikings and runestones and I don't want any part of that! Maybe I'm overthinking it. It's hard to resist the thick air of paranoia these days.

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  12. Wow all of that and Chocolate Cake too !

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