I had my hose out watering the fuchsias when look who leapt out all wet and surly. Yes, Tom Daley! Quite what he was doing in the undergrowth, I don't know? Anyway, I haven't got time to deal with him now, so perhaps one of you can get him out from under my feet? Jon, I know it's an imposition - and on your birthday too - but would you mind?