Thank you, Ms Scarlet.
Bloody hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's worse than what I did!Ooh! did I miss a bit? Don't wipe it off yet...
* hovers with wet-wipe and bottle of Febreze *
"Aidan Turner is available in a wide range of sizes to ensure the perfect fit, from XS to XXXXXL. Please note that all measurements are approximate. Leg length is measured from the crotch down to the ankle." Jx
*Gets out tape measure then passes out*Sx
"available in a wide range of sizes" No doubt for her 🔼 pleasure.
* wafts smelling salts under Ms Scarlet's nose *
You chaps don't need to know, but we ladies have a tip for getting our dress-makers to centre our centre part.(I bet Princess knows what I mean)
Oog. I think I need those smelling salts now.
He still does absolutely nothing for me. And invading your g-plan is most distasteful.
My "g-plan"? I don't know if I dare ask?
Your g plan sideboard. As opposed to g spot, dirty old man.
Oh, of course! D'oh!
Oh my goodness, how did you manage that??!!! This must be blogging heaven!Sx
Magic!** There might have been some printscreening, applying to blog post, previewing post, printscreening, applying to blog post, previewing post, printscreening, applying to blog post, previewing post, printscreening, etc. etc...
See what happens when the cat is out...the mice play...or the spam bots take over in the comments...but THIS is far hotter and sexier. Excuse me while I go back down under the covers to enjoy this lovely moment........
Ever increasing Aidans are certainly worth returning to bed for!
He is a cutie. I can see why one would become obsessed. I might caution you not to become to enamored of an image... remember what happened to Echo and the pool. To say nothing of Dorian... kizzes.
Wise words, indeed.I'll just have one more look, though...
Crushing on actors is fun. Sadly I have none right now. I'm too busy masterminding about a hundred different things. You'll have to volunteer as tribute, IDV. You're tall and I'm sure you've likely got a second beautiful eye to go with that one there. Don't worry it's a purely ceremonial role. I could just go back to the Barberini Faun too.
I'm as pale as the Barberini Faun, too! Although, I won't be draping myself over the furniture in the Emperor's new cloak any time soon.
That makes two of us! I'm slightly less translucent than a jellyfish, but built like a brick. That's a totally attractive description of myself, right? It's possible that marketing might not be my forte. ;)
Tickle my fancy, why don't you?