Monday, 15 October 2018

Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Road Kill Appeal


 Fashion disasters come and go, but none are quite as catastrophic as being caught wearing the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts in public. Sadly, poor AlpoJones - latest winner of the vile velour - realised this too late, and tried to end it all by flinging herself under a passing car.


 Unfortunately, three other fashion victims had got there before her, bringing the car to a halt before any damage could be done.  In a fate worse than death, AlpoJones has been caught alive in the 'Shorts (and, quite possibly, a pair of the Very Mistress's stripy tights). 
 We appeal to your humanity (or inhumanity - whichever works), and ask that you leave a witty, pithy, or just plain bonkers caption in an attempt to lure the vile velour Freakin' Green Elf Shorts away from AlpoJones' shapely thighs and onto your own undulating undercarriages (we know some of you are desperately craving a(nother) polyester binge).

 Please give your captions generously for this worthy cause.  Caption contributions can be made here (at AlpoJones' tumblr post), or here (at Rimpy Rimpington's blog post for those without tumblr know-how - like me).  The appeal will close just before midnight at Hallowe'en.

  As before, this FGES Public Service Announcement has been brought to you in association with Rimpy Rimpington Inc, with generous assistance from Infomaniac Enterprises.


EDIT 18 October: The updated Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Travel Map!
 


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15 comments:

  1. Ms Scarlet16 October, 2018 06:02

    I have just noticed a gaping hole...
    Sx

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice19 October, 2018 20:31

      Eek! Probably best to just shut your eyes and hope the MOT tester doesn't notice...

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    2. dinahmow21 October, 2018 05:08

      Dear Gods! Perhaps it's a fly malfunction?

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    3. Inexplicable DeVice21 October, 2018 19:17

      Oh, dear. This could be something for the Very Mistress...

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  2. eroswings16 October, 2018 09:50

    Are they trying out a costume as a car for Halloween?

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  3. Rimpy Rimpington19 October, 2018 03:43

    I love the latest version of the map!

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice19 October, 2018 20:34

      Oh, good! However, the 'Shorts are not allowed to stay in the USA as there's no more room for them. Well, except for whatever state lies slap-bang in the middle.

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  4. savannah20 October, 2018 22:22

    Have they ever been to Georgia? xoxo

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    1. Inexplicable DeVice21 October, 2018 19:18

      Not as far as I know. Actually, if you get (un)lucky, there does look to be just enough room on the current map to squeeze in number 27...

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  5. Michael Lehet30 July, 2019 15:53

    I would love to know WHERE the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts are right now? You seem to be the last link........

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    1. Ms Scarlet30 July, 2019 17:06

      I have them Michael, please keep up!!
      Sx

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    2. Inexplicable DeVice30 July, 2019 20:11

      And I'm sure Ms Scarlet will be hosting the next FGES Caption Competition VERY soon ;)

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    3. Ms Scarlet30 July, 2019 20:25

      Well, before the year is out, hopefully!
      Sx

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