As you have almost certainly guessed due to the lack of a certain year's review, time has escaped us, and as a consequence, our plan for hosting the 2016 Coven Awards failed.
And it's all the Host's fault!
Hey!
It was! I did my bit. I recapped what we'd done over the past year.
Yeah, but that was the easy bit. It's only a bloody list of most of our blog posts, after all!
Be that as it may, I still did it. I can see it languishing in our draft posts under this one. In fact, I'm going to pop back in time by a minute to publish it! If you and your irritating SubConscious weren't such procrastinating lazy arses-
I'll have you know, I've made quite a lot of the award headers, thank you!
Yeah! It's your SubC who's the lazy arse. Where are the quarterly post headers, hmm? I mean, how difficult is it to slap together four shitting banners that say 'January, February, March', or 'July, August, September', eh?
I can't be blamed for that! Witchface has kept me busy with other things...
Excuses, excuses-
So what excuse have you got for not preparing and organising all the awards, then? How is everyone supposed to know who the Sexiest Strictly Ginger is? Or, what's our most Coveted Cusp Book Cover? Or, Beaky's Most Embarassing Blunder? Or, our Favourite Frogbot Infested Post? Or, which Sci-Figure has the Coldest, Deadest, Prettiest Eyes?
And what our Favourite Font is?!?
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A Starfleet dinosaur?!? |
Well... Um... There's, uhh...
I thought so. Nothing. You've got nothing!
As a matter of fact, I have. Dinosaurs!
What?
My excuse is dinosaurs. And Star Trek.
Oh, gods...
And you couldn't even manage to finish that, either.
Shut up, you!
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