Saturday 19 November 2016
A Git By Any Other Name...
Yes. He's returned from fathering another monstrous brood: Beaky!
No sooner does the temperature drop, than Beaky appears.
Can't be arsed to forage for food in the woods? Well, why not terrorise the neighbourhood with shrill, piercing screams, and eye-removing aerial stunts until someone (i.e. me) relents and chops up a load of sugary sultanas to fill your fat little belly. Or leaves apple halves laying around in handy-to-get-to places. Or flings handfulls of meal worms about the place for whenever you'd like a snack.