Saturday, 17 January 2015

Hair Raising Tales From The Future


 All that talk of time-travel over at MJ's reminded me of this:

Click for big-hair!

 I "appropriated" it on one of our jaunts to the future. I must say, I was surprised that the old rag was back in publication in the 24th century. It was with a stack of other magazines on a table in the departure lounge of the Temporal Traffic Control Tower I was waiting in for clearance to return to the 21st century. I was so fascinated with the article about the once fashionable Betazoid practice of caging small animals in elaborate wigs, that I couldn't put it down and it somehow managed to accompany me back here.

 Speaking of Betazoids, Deanna Troi's head-in-a-replicator styling trick isn't something I would recommend. Mr Mot's top ten tips are far more palatable. Except number eight...

 Ooh, and Janice Rand's basket-weave 'do is easier to accomplish than one might think!

 
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10 comments:

  1. LẌ17 January, 2015 21:48

    Can anything be done with Tribble split ends? I'm asking for "a friend."

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  2. normadesmond18 January, 2015 03:18

    the 24th century & women are
    still basket-weaving. nice.

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  3. The Mistress18 January, 2015 06:27

    Hair that's out of this world.

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  4. Inexplicable DeVice18 January, 2015 08:06

    I'm not sure, LX. Just don't ask any Klingons as they'll use their bat'leths to deal with the split ends. And the Tribble. And probably "your friend" for harbouring a Tribble in the first place...

    Norma: Yes, it is nice to see the traditional ways aren't lost to history.

    MJ: And out of several others, too! I think the next issue deals with the planet that Shatner's wig comes from.

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  5. Mistress Maddie18 January, 2015 11:19

    I was always fond of Betazoid myself. Once I even did a little mouse in the cage. It was all fun, till the damn thing got out. I was never invited back to the Women's Auxiliary again. That's alright. I got them back. I slept with all their husbands.

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  6. Ms Scarlet20 January, 2015 21:21

    Does Shatner's wig sing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds? I hope not.
    Sx

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  7. Inexplicable DeVice20 January, 2015 21:22

    Maddie: Phew! I didn't think there was going to be a happy ending.

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  8. Inexplicable DeVice20 January, 2015 21:23

    Gah! Ms Scarlet! Almost had an STC crash there.

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice20 January, 2015 21:25

    If we're really unlucky, it sings Rocket Man.

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  10. Ms Scarlet20 January, 2015 21:40

    You've been doing that a lot lately... you must be in The Zone.
    Sx

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