Babysitting nightmare
So much for a relaxing night in in front of the telly. SP only agreed to 'babysit' Medusa's son - then promptly went out himself leaving me to deal with the gorgon-spawn.
I don't know why he even needs babysitting? I mean, he's bloody 19!
Oh, don't look the image in the eyes - That whole petrification thing still works.
Hmmm... Probably should have mentioned that first...
If Petra touches something, does it become Petrafied?
ReplyDeleteWhen I was younger I used a lot of hair oil, too. It was the thing to do!
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ!
Petrafication?... It ends up wearing heels right?
ReplyDeleteOh Hai MJ... XL
It has gorgeous features.
ReplyDeleteI'd petrafy that if it weren't for the snakey hair
MJ: I think it depends what he touches it with?
ReplyDeletexl: Ah, but did it ever look like that? Or was it worse?!
Princess: Snakeskin & stone heels!
'Petra: It is rather lovely, isn't it?
You realise that your drag name is now 'Petra Vacation, don't you?
good thing i didn't have my glasses on, sugar! xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteYum. Can't look away. Maybe it's already worked its evil.
ReplyDeleteTerrible complexion . More fibre I think may help
ReplyDeleteSavannah: If they were mmirrored aviator sunnies, you'd be safe.
ReplyDeleteSnooze: Oh no! He's trapped you with his gays. Uh, I mean gaze.
BEAST: Maybe you're right? There may also be a touch of scurvy...
I should totally have some snakes weaved into my hair.
ReplyDeleteIt's a good look. Plus, they'd keep your immediate vicinity free from pests and annoying work colleagues.
ReplyDeleteWitches would be unaffected, of course.
"Petra Vacation" Bwhahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteLove It!
Thank you, Princess. I've had it saved up for a while, but thought I'd better bring it out now in case others came up with it themselves, thereby thwarting my claim.
ReplyDeleteWhy is it Petra Vacation? It's not like I vacation that often. Am I missing some kind of joke here? My head seems a bit vacuous at the moment.
ReplyDeleteHow brave of you and SP to take this fellow in and risk becoming rock hard upon seeing him expose his unique features!
ReplyDelete'Petra: Say it quickly. 'Petra Vacation = petrification. Geddit??
ReplyDeleteEros: Luckily, SP went out, so he wasn't 'affected' by Chrysaor like I was!
Duh. Thanks haha
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