Sorry I haven't been around much this past week, but I've had things to attend to. Unalive things. So, to facilitate a speedy return, I'm just going to die a little bit to make this whole palaver that little bit easier. Plus, I thought I'd repost (with a few amendments) this post from August 2007 because it serves the purpose. And I'm too lazy to churn out a brand spanking new one.