Did you win the UK's best new hoe test?
Tim: That old hoe's been rode hard and put away wet.
Yes, I'd like to find out who is the UK's best ho! I assume Mary Poppins is in the running--she did steal that rich Austrian captain from a baroness, all while dressed up as a nun moonlighting as a babysitter.Do you get to test ride the brooms for hardness and comfort? Hope you get one that fits right and gives you a riding thrill!
I thought the Nimbus 3000 was all the rage.
You would look much more glamorous astride a dyson
Tim: Why? Are you thinking of taking a ride?MJ: Well, I will be if Tim has anything to do with it. He seems quite keen.Eros: Oh, Poppins is always in the running. She's one of the ho-iest hos that ever hoed.'Petra: That old tub? It's hardly the last line in luxury and taste.BEAST: Upright or cylinder?
Unlikely.In answer to any of your questions.
I don't know anything about brooms but ask me anything about the Givenchy spring collection.
Off-topic but I’ve had yet another dream about you.In the dream, England is connected to Ireland by a cobblestone street that has iced over.You and SP are skating to Ireland and I’m beside you sliding on my arse all the way.When we reach Belfast, I come to a stop at a tiny lane called “MJ Street”.Why am I dreaming of you so often?
I suppose he just has that effect on people, MJ.Once I had an impure dream of IDV. This was before SP was a permanent fixture though. It was most surprising.
A Psychiatrist writes .Re Miss MJ's dream : in my opinion documents a complete mental flux and will require the deranged baggage to be sectioned immediatly for all our saftey
Oh bugger! forgot to go anonymous that time
I would like a second opinion.
My goodness that broom is just splendid! Fitting for your flights of fancy. you must have it.
Tim: Don't you want me?'Petra: How low are the hem lines?MJ: Another one? Goodness, I thought I'd switched the voodoo off - I must have accidently left it on full blast!'Petra: Good surprising or bad surprising?BEAST: Forgot? It seems you might be sectioned with her.'Petra: Indeed.MJ: A second opinion? OK: No, sliding on your bum on ice will not make it smaller.Snooze: I must, mustn't I? I can't afford it, but what the hells, eh?