No, not wishing for a new man/warlock/incubus. No. I'm wishing for a new broom. I'm quite taken with this one featured in this week's Occult Express.
It's quite expensive, but it's a Clawhammer, so reliability is guaranteed. And just look at those sleek lines! What do you think?
Did you win the UK's best new hoe test?
ReplyDeleteTim: That old hoe's been rode hard and put away wet.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'd like to find out who is the UK's best ho! I assume Mary Poppins is in the running--she did steal that rich Austrian captain from a baroness, all while dressed up as a nun moonlighting as a babysitter.
ReplyDeleteDo you get to test ride the brooms for hardness and comfort? Hope you get one that fits right and gives you a riding thrill!
I thought the Nimbus 3000 was all the rage.
ReplyDeleteYou would look much more glamorous astride a dyson
ReplyDeleteTim: Why? Are you thinking of taking a ride?
ReplyDeleteMJ: Well, I will be if Tim has anything to do with it. He seems quite keen.
Eros: Oh, Poppins is always in the running. She's one of the ho-iest hos that ever hoed.
'Petra: That old tub? It's hardly the last line in luxury and taste.
BEAST: Upright or cylinder?
Unlikely.
ReplyDeleteIn answer to any of your questions.
I don't know anything about brooms but ask me anything about the Givenchy spring collection.
ReplyDeleteOff-topic but I’ve had yet another dream about you.
ReplyDeleteIn the dream, England is connected to Ireland by a cobblestone street that has iced over.
You and SP are skating to Ireland and I’m beside you sliding on my arse all the way.
When we reach Belfast, I come to a stop at a tiny lane called “MJ Street”.
Why am I dreaming of you so often?
I suppose he just has that effect on people, MJ.
ReplyDeleteOnce I had an impure dream of IDV. This was before SP was a permanent fixture though. It was most surprising.
A Psychiatrist writes .
ReplyDeleteRe Miss MJ's dream : in my opinion documents a complete mental flux and will require the deranged baggage to be sectioned immediatly for all our saftey
just saying
ReplyDeleteOh bugger! forgot to go anonymous that time
ReplyDeleteHah!
ReplyDeleteI would like a second opinion.
ReplyDeleteMy goodness that broom is just splendid! Fitting for your flights of fancy. you must have it.
ReplyDeleteTim: Don't you want me?
ReplyDelete'Petra: How low are the hem lines?
MJ: Another one? Goodness, I thought I'd switched the voodoo off - I must have accidently left it on full blast!
'Petra: Good surprising or bad surprising?
BEAST: Forgot? It seems you might be sectioned with her.
'Petra: Indeed.
MJ: A second opinion? OK: No, sliding on your bum on ice will not make it smaller.
Snooze: I must, mustn't I? I can't afford it, but what the hells, eh?