Thursday, 3 April 2008

It's all about me!

Right. I thought it was about time that I answered your questions before they burn holes in your souls. For your convenience, I have categorised them as follows: Food & Drink, unLife, IWeMeUs, Rude and Tatas(?). You'll also notice that there are links to the question posers - gods only know where you'll end up if you click on them, as I just copied and pasted from the comments...

Here we go!

Food & Drink

wyndham said...
Chicken or fish? As unusual as this may sound, I'll take fish every time. I've seen the horrible conditions those grotesque chickens are kept in, and have vowed never to eat another chicken or egg (unless it's free range).

Tatas said...
Larger or beer? Larger than what, Tatas?

Red or white wine? White. Red gives me a headache. And stained fangs.

Whiskey or brandy? Cherry brandy!

CyberPete said...
Pepsi or Coca-Cola? On the rare occasions that I drink cola, it's Coke. Pepsi tastes watery and wrong.

T-Bird said...
If you were on death row, what meal would you order? One's treated to a final meal these days? My, how times have changed. Last time I was 'disposed of', I didn't get time to take a breath, never mind a mouthful!

But, as the choice is now mine, I'd have a sticky guinea-fowl salad with Seville orange dressing, followed by tiramisu.

Oooh! I have another one: What's your favourite restaurant? After sampling the above salad there last Friday evening, I'm going for The Last in Norwich.


MJ said...
Coronation Street or EastEnders? Corrie, easily. 'Enders is far too morbid and shrill.

Tara said...
What is your favorite movie of all time? And why? Oh, I have so many favourites! But at the moment, I'm torn between The Witches Of Eastwick and Priscilla: Queen Of The Desert. I love them both for their concepts, actors, music, costumes and quotability to name but a few reasons.

MJ said...
Who would win in a bitchfight? You? Or CyberPoof? In the Battle Of The Bitches, my Linda "Krystal Carrington" Evans vs CyberPetra's Joan "Alexis Colby etc" Collins would certainly be a sight to see! I'm always up for winning and getting my own way, so I'm not averse to biting, hair-pulling, gouging with nails, kicking, throwing sequins in eyes and neck punching, but I think CyberPetra's bitchy and cutting comments do stand a chance of taking me down.

CyberPete said...
What are you wearing? As I type this, rust-coloured cord Levi 512s and a black T-shirt over a white long sleeved top with tan trainer/shoe things.

What were you thinking? Hey! I thought that was pretty stylish for The Host's work.

Dynasty or Dallas? Dynasty, as if you couldn't tell.

Take That or Boyzone? Take That (mainly for Jason and Howard). Boyzone are too ugly (except for Nicky) and I can't stand their incessant covers!

Deep Violet or Candy Apple? Deep Violet (I hope this isn't something rude?).

Big bang pants or commando? Well, I prefer to see a man with some clothes on and not standing around dangling. So, I prefer Tim in his Big Bang pants and nothing else!

Tara said...
Oh I have one, seriously. When you go shopping for groceries, do you put the shopping cart in the designated spot in the parking lots or do you just leave it astray so the next person parking their car has to maneuver around it? Definitely in the designated trolley bay. I can't stand to see trolleys drifting around the carpark. I even give them a quick tidy in the bay if people have just shoved them in there willy-nilly. Yes, I'm aware of how anal I am...

Tatas said...
CSI or CSI Miami? I don't watch either. And neither do I.

Dinah said...
What's your idea of a really good night out? And a really good night in? Last Friday was the best night out in ages! We (The Host & his SubC plus various friends) went to The Last for a meal, which was absolutely delicious. Then hot-footed it up the The Castle for drinking and hot-footed dancing. I usually never dance because I feel too conspicuous being so tall, but on Friday I'd had just enough to drink not to care. It was fantastic. And I can remember it all and don't regret a thing!

A good night in would involve copious amounts of wine, Kettle crisps & cake, with my feet up in front of a good film. A really good night would have the added benefit of a man to snuggle up to. A fantastic night would involve Tim!

T-Bird said...
Love or lust at first sight? Lust. However, with George it was Love... Git.

Blondes or brunettes?

MJ said...
T-BIRD: Neither blondes nor brunettes.He likes gingers.

MJ's right. As long as their head hair doesn't look pubic...


MJ said...
At what age did you realize you weren't like all the others? At about 13, I realised that I didn't fancy girls and certainly wasn't interested in any type of intimate contact with them. At 16, when I started sixth form college, I met a guy I used to go to school with when we were five or six and immediately fancied him. That's when I knew.

Which one of you decides which side of bed to get up on? Whoever is up first. Usually Witchface's SubC.

Did that growth on your penis ever heal up? I don't know what you're talking about!

When your mother dropped you on your head when you were a baby, did she tell everyone it was an accident? What do you mean? It was an accident. Wasn't it? Mum?

Which one of you do you see when you look in Mirror? If I'm lucky, not MirrorMe. Usually I see Witchface's ugly SubC - Hey! - but, very rarely, my better-looking SubC.

Tim said...
Humph! When I did a Q&A it was rubbish - you've got squillions of questions. Maybe I intimidate people? Ooh Tim, I'd let you intimidate me...

Anyway, I'll think of a question.

In the meantime, to quote Homer Simpson: U R Guay? Is this a come-on at last?


Tara said...
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Sorry, I have had that pickup line in my head for a few months now and just had to use it as a question. Cheesy, I know. ;) No. But only because I didn't stop - I just kept right on going.

T-Bird said...
Are you local? Of course I am! And what's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here. This is a local Blog, for local people. There's nothing for you here!


CyberPete said...
Top or Bottom? Although I kind of think we already know the answer to that one.. Of what? Oh, OK: Top.

MJ said...
Spit or swallow? Unlike you, whose gag reflex drowned long ago, both make me gag.

Tatas said...
Give head or take it? Well, I'd prefer to take it. But if the mood strikes me and it doesn't look too horrifying, I'll give it a go.

pissoff said...
Who's your daddy? I think I'm an orphan...

and Tatas

Tatas said...
Why do people have Moles? not the underground sort. Huh? Well, imagine if they had badgers: Monstrous, snarling things dotted around their skin, growling at passers by.

And that's your lot. Although, if you have any more pressing questions, feel free to leave them in the comments and I may answer them pretty soon...

P.S. I still haven't done anything about getting a Demon Box. Maybe next week...

P.P.S. I am trying to visit you all - I may not leave a comment due to time constraints, but I will try.


  1. I was actually going to ask some questions this evening, but seeing as you've done this already I can't be arsed.

    You're slightly obsessed by my pants, aren't you?

  2. You need to get a computer as soon as you can... I am missing your comments!


  3. Whoa, good job with organizing the questions and answering them!

    There were only a few times when I straightened out the grocery carts in the cart corral. But I do return them. Maybe I'll post that question on my blog too. I'm curious.

  4. I feel I know you so much better now. The jury is still out as to whether or not that's a good thing.

  5. Hey! Why does Tatas get her own category?

    And why didn't you answer her question, "MJ or Tatas"?


  6. Well, everyone should have a hobby, Tim.

    Go on! Ask those questions. I think I'll do another of these soon as they're quick and easy to do while at work.

    T-Bird: Awww... Thank you. I'm leaning back towards a PC again, now.

    * returns hugs *

    Tara: You should do it. Post the question on your blog, not straighten trolleys. Unless you want to, of course?

    Rimbular: I don't think the jury are coming back...

    MJ: Tatas got her own category purely becuase of the WTF question about moles.

    And I didn't answer her question because I didn't realise she'd snuck in. The creaky old door must've been wide open for her to squeeze her massive bazongas through...

  7. English is not Tatas' first language.

  8. No, I don't think I will. Unlike you, I'm not easy!

  9. Hope you have a lovely weekend... shopping for a computron!

    That was a really good Q and A, but the way. That salad sounds absolutely amazing!

  10. I hope you're having a good weekend. I also hope you give in to some shiny demon box soon, because it's not the same without you.

  11. MJ: English isn't my second language either.

    WTF am I on I hear you ask. You wanted some questions. So I asked some.

    MJ: I got my own category cause I'm special.

    *licks window*


  12. I am just going to whimper in a corner of your subconscious until you get a new computer.

    Ich bin allein!

  13. Awesome Q&A! My questions are:

    1. Coffee or Tea drinker?

    2. Has your barber recovered and returned to work?

    3. If you could travel back in time and talk to anyone person from history, who would it be and why?
    a. What would you talk about?

  14. I was so wrong about you

    oh well

    Anyway very enlightning. Did you get yourself a nice little demon box yet?

  15. Get back here now!

  16. well, I missed the whole take a question/leave a question thing....but I see that everything was covered....

    I can't think of anything I want to ask you.'s the weather?

  17. Eros: I'll answer your questions in another post.

    Everyone else: See the next post...


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