I know it's rude to ask... but I could right go a slice of cake right about... NOW!
I Could eat that brown cake, digest it, excrete it and it would still look the same.Therefore, I should definitly eat it first
It looks like it has the power to kill people.Death by chocolate, that sounds dramatic enough, may I have a piece of cake please?
Is that my birthday cake????Whatever happened to Fuckkit, is she still in Oz?
Tim & Cyberpete: You'd better ask Frobi as I've promised it to him because I forgot his birthday (oops!).I_B: Ewwwwwwww!Frobi: Yes, it is. And sorry for neglecting to wish you many happy returns.Fuckkit's still in Oz as far as I'm aware, but she's been flitting around Blogland for the last few days. She turned up at Tickers' the other day and left a comment on my last post yesterday. I'm a bit perturbed that her and her enormous arse are suddenly going to burst out somewhere, showering us all with cake crumbs!
Can I have it and eat it too?
Back away from the cake.Seriously.I'll bite your fingers off.*runs off into dark corner to munch cake and snarl at anyone who gets too close*
Yum! I think I gained weight just from looking at the photo.
* pokes the huddled 'thing' in the corner with a very long stick *RRRRRROWWWRRRRR!Shit! Fuckkit really is serious. Keep away everyone. For the sake of your lives, keep away!
I've always wanted to sit on a cake. I can't say why...
I suppose it's no use asking Frobi for a piece now that Fukkits back.
I think Fuckkit accidently ate Frobi too - he got too close!
We'll need on of those snare on a stick things to move her now.Gay porn now available on my latest post BTW.
Gay porn, chocolate cake and a glass of milk. Ooooh yeah.