Sunday, 8 November 2026

GPE #3 : "Giving me a living plant is a passive aggressive action" ~ CyberPete

 
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It was quite evident from previous entries that I don’t really do nature or living plants.  I prefer them already dead and giving me a living plant is a passive aggressive action.  “Here, take this thing and keep it alive and know I’ll be coming back to check on it”.  Such a cruel thing to do. 

In the midst of my stint in this rehab facility, I was given an orchid.  There was also a plastic one.  Here is the progress for you - and the other Chateau DeVice patrons viewing pleasure.  To shock, awe and mock at no discretion.
 



There’s also one in plastic that came with the room.
 
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 Ah, 'Petra, you are an example to all that anyone can take part in the Garden Photos Event.  Thank you for joining us - plastic plant* and all!
 
 
* Of course, 'Petra isn't the first to furnish the GPE with plastic.  Dear, departed LẌ infamously turned up with a faux ficus that also wasn't his! 

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