Well, I DID buy a new roll of foil the other day. Are there rules, restrictions or recommendations? And must one model said creation? I'm no good at selfies, y'see. Also, if I don't have monogrammed sheets does it mean I'll have to use my silken knickers? A shag on a groyne seems so much easier...
"Use Bacofoil and you'll have tons of boyfriends" ? Because wank'n wipe and baking sheets are not up to the job. Hound and Dinahmow may be up to something ...
HUZZAH!!!! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteWhich is what we'll all be saying if you remember to construct and submit a hat! ;)
DeleteThere is that one small, but important, detail! I'm in R&D as we speak!! xoxoxo
Delete::staggers in shock::
DeleteYES!!!!
ReplyDeleteI shall use gold, and silver, and the finest silk from my monogrammed sheets.....
Sx
A hat can never be too "Ascot"!
DeleteOh G*ddess it was so uncomfortable last time and I didn't even win. I also seem to have enough foil for a condom. You have been warned.
ReplyDeleteYikes! In that case, this year's compo will be all about the hat - no accessories or other be-foiled body parts necessary.
DeleteNon-stick may fly off your head.
ReplyDeleteDrat! I knew I should've gone for the cheaper option.
DeleteWell, I DID buy a new roll of foil the other day.
ReplyDeleteAre there rules, restrictions or recommendations? And must one model said creation? I'm no good at selfies, y'see.
Also, if I don't have monogrammed sheets does it mean I'll have to use my silken knickers?
A shag on a groyne seems so much easier...
Silken knickers? Don't you threaten me!
DeleteWhat is it with you lot? First Hound, now you.
P.S. Rules etc, coming soon to a blog post near you!
Thank you.
DeleteRULES?
DeleteMeh.
Yes, I know. Rules are for other people.
DeleteEh - ? Is there a hidden message ?!
ReplyDeleteDo more home cooking, perhaps?
Delete"Use Bacofoil and you'll have tons of boyfriends" ? Because wank'n wipe and baking sheets are not up to the job.
ReplyDeleteHound and Dinahmow may be up to something ...
Indeed. But not on the job together.
DeleteWank'n'wipe baking sheets may not cut the mustard, but it seems silk knickers do...?
Delete::aghast at how tawdry this has become already::
::but secretly pleased::
Carry on.
Anxiously standing by with foil and crafting supplies. Did I win yet?
ReplyDeleteOnly if Lola "assisted" you with your hat again.
DeleteWell that's my hat made. Oh bugger it sprang a leak. Where did I put my silk knickers down?
ReplyDeleteSilk knickers won't stop a leak. Although they'll mop it up a treat!
DeleteGreetings from a55 year old homosexual who lives in a small welsh village ...its all very Cher
ReplyDeleteWelcome, John! You're just in time for some tin cap capers - Do say you'll join us in fashioning a tin foil hat of taste and sophistication?
DeleteBy the way, are you the only gay in the village? (I'm sorry, I couldn't resist)