Published
Yes! At last! My literary something or other (I'll come back to this later once I've had a flick through the thesaurus) has come to fruition. My debut book - Walking Through Rain and Not Getting Wet - is now published. And it features nearly two of my own spells - including this one!
Fame! Wealth! Power! All shall be mine. Mine! Cower before me puny mortals!
OK. So it's only available over the Cusp.
For now...
*makes note not to not make Mr. DeVice mad*
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't worry too much, Mistress Maddie: I'm still neither famous, wealthy, nor powerful enough to make anyone's life a misery. And as for the spells, one has to be in the mood for a succesful casting - something that I rarely am these days.
DeleteYou're going to sell out in Australia! Those down under, green OZ witches tend to melt in the rain! The pink, sparkly witches tend to float around in their gas bubbles--which I assume is powered by a diet of vegemite & kangaroos.
ReplyDelete* puts down kangaroo and Vegemite sandwich and looks for a napkin *
DeleteSo, must we now kiss your hem and grovel?Or will it still be open slather in the comments box?
ReplyDeleteOh, well done, by the way.
Nah, it's still a free-for-all in the comments.
DeleteAlthough, you have reminded me of a spell which involves hemlock and gravel... Maybe a second edition will be in order?
I look forward to you bewitching the audience at Polari some time soon... Jx
ReplyDeleteI still haven't had my invitation. Do you think it's lost in the post?
Deletewhatever you do, please wear a conical hat.
ReplyDeleteAlways!
DeleteCongratulations! I must get a copy to hang on the privy door.
ReplyDeleteWhen are you giving up the day job?
I'd think twice about the privy, if I were you. The publisher skimped somewhat on the paper quality...
DeleteWell done!
ReplyDeleteAnd we knew you before you hit the big time! Huzzah!
Thank you, LẌ. Don't worry, I shall remember you when my time does eventually come.
DeleteWalking through the rain and not getting wet?
ReplyDeleteThe Japanese are ahead of you.
I wonder if 'Petra is aware of these?
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