Tuesday 13 May 2014

Weight loss the Infomaniac way!

 Another resounding success from the Infomaniac House of Beauty and its affiliates!

 After having her teeth seen to at Dr De Vice's Dental Clinic, she was advised to cut down on the sugary foods to keep them in tip-top condition. Enrolling in the Infomaniac House of Beauty's diet program, she lost so much weight she couldn't believe her eyes, so they were promptly (and inexpensively) removed.
 Now all she needed was a trip to the Hair Hall of Fame for a kicky new 'do!


  1. She's in dire need of filler and Botox.

  2. I reckon she would feel better if she signed up on the anal bleaching programme. We only use natural organic arsenic for this procedure.

  3. 'Petra: Luckily she's too late for MJ's International Nurses Day through-the-arse procedure.

    Speaking of which...

    Ms Scarlet: Ooh, that'll make her bum wink!

  4. At least our customers always leave with a smile on their face.

  5. MJ: Say "cheese"!

    Oh dear. The flash seems to have burnt out her retinas...


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