Friday, 14 June 2013

The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts have landed!

Yes, those detestable polyestables have arrived safely with Princess in Australia.

* pauses while the entire Northern Hemisphere gives a collective sigh of relief *

Although, much to Princess's consternation, those pesky 'Shorts caused a commotion with the Empress's partially domesticated gnomes. Read all about it here.

In the mean time, I've updated TFGES Travel Map:



  1. An historic event! First time in Australia!

  2. Fortunately the Empress knew exactly what to do with them soon after their escaping their travelling package....

    WV: entacko Pacific
    I kid you not

  3. Rest assured I'll update the Definitive History of the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts page LATER to reflect the new map.

    Escaping the travelling package?

    Have The Shorts grown legs?

  4. LX: And hopefully the next "winner" will be that-way-inclined to give us good folk up north a well deserved break.

    Princess: Still, don't become complacent - The 'Shorts are masters of escapology. Do I already see a tendril & bell peeking out from under the lid?

    MJ: I would think that with all the errant DNA mixed up with the 'Shorts fibres, they could gorw anything they like!

  5. Why.. Yes Mr DeVice... Yes you do see a tendril & bell peeking out from under the lid...

    The Empress has discovered that the shorts seem to love having their little bells tickled....

  6. I've come back to knick that updated map... I don't know how you manage to keep track of it Mr D...
    And i'll look forward to Mj's difinitive update in the future soa es to lingkit to my eventual post and caption compo....

  7. My spellingk seeems to have gorn out the widdow tonight...

  8. The Gorn have made many a widow, Princess, so you're OK.

    Unless you're tiddled...?


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