The Garden Murderer has struck again. This time on the beach!
The morning started with a walk along the beach to Cromer with a couple of friends and their dogs, a black lab and a dobermann. While the two other dogs were chasing a ball, Bitey veered off into the breaking waves where he somehow managed to bring down a MASSIVE sea gull that was taking off!
He immediately ran off with it leading us on a merry chase. It took the three of us to corner him so I could grab him and wrest the dying bird from his jaws of death. Although there was no blood, the scene was harrowing.
The murderer is currently stretched out on my bed probably dreaming of his prowess.
The little git.
OMG!!!! Could this be the beginning of a new Ryan Murphy Horror Stories series???? Did the bird die I assume? Meanwhile Sophie is awaiting judgement in the tower.
ReplyDeleteHe's so cute though! As if butter wouldn't melt. He's very similar to my friend's dog, and he would behave in much the same way.
ReplyDeleteFunny that the larger dogs weren't much bothered by the seagulls!
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In Plymouth, they call them "shit-hawks". They can be really quite intimidating - but evidently not to Bitey! Jx
ReplyDeleteOnce in Rehoboth Beach I was sitting on the boardwalk eating vinegar fries with salt, and one of those bold birds swooped down and grabbed the two fries right from my fingers and did a fine job with the wind from its wings on my coiffure.
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