It's not a toilet seat! It's a folded up robe, albeit with a collar that looks a lot like a toilet seat depending on one's frame of mind...
Anyway, enough from the depths beyond the U-bend of Mago's subconscious, what I want to do is publish an explanatory post complete with screenshots and lines from the various episodes of Star Trek: Lower Decks that inspired the following artistic lascivious dalliances with my current infatuation and muse, Ensign Sam Rutherford.
But, as I said over at The Very Mistress's place in answer to her question about how the year is going for her faithful bitches, today* has been "filled with far too many irritants and annoyances already, and I can't seem to get anything done." So, there's precious little explanation, just some pervy Rutherford 'art' which probably won't mean anything to anyone who hasn't watched Lower Decks eleventy-billion times...
* The "today" in question was actually last Sunday, 5th Feb.
This past week didn't get much better - I'm only publishing this so that you know I'm still alive.
In between life stuff (barely any of it my own), I've been working
on my Rutherford Action Figures (click the link and scroll down to the belugas in starfleet uniforms - honestly, it'll help to make sense of all this), including repackaging, and adding some new editions:
# 1 : Cetacean Plaything Edition, from November 2022 (although the Cerritos Gift Shop packaging was new in January 2023)
# 2 : Full Moon(s) Fan Dance Rutherford, 19th January - In between other things that day, I managed to find time to flesh out an idea I had the week or so before for the second in the 'Rutherford as a cetacean plaything' series. This time he's teasing those frisky belugas in cetacean ops (really, click the link!) with the proper version of the fan dance he performed in LDS: "Veritas".
[The moon and palm fronds are inspired by Uhura's original fan dance in ST V, but everything else is from "Veritas" - except 'SEXY MODE' which is from "No Small Parts"]
# 5 : Gorn Wedding Crasher Rutherford, 21st January - This one was inspired by
Rutherford's unwilling (and unwitting) adventures in LDS: "Veritas". I found it curious that although his uniform was shredded, Rutherford himself was unmarked by the Gorn "attack". Perhaps there was another reason that they were so intent on removing his clothes...?
[The Gorn bride didn't have a bouquet, but she did have a head-dress made of flowers. And the "bite radius" bit on the warning sticker is inspired by Mirror Phlox's line about an adult Gorn having a bite radius similar to that of a Velociraptor (from ENT: "In A Mirror, Darkly, Part II") - I changed it to Deinonychus because Velociraptors are quite small (their size may have been inflated in the Jurassic Park/World movies, just as they were in the original novel).]
[The Gorn bride didn't have a bouquet, but she did have a head-dress made of flowers. And the "bite radius" bit on the warning sticker is inspired by Mirror Phlox's line about an adult Gorn having a bite radius similar to that of a Velociraptor (from ENT: "In A Mirror, Darkly, Part II") - I changed it to Deinonychus because Velociraptors are quite small (their size may have been inflated in the Jurassic Park/World movies, just as they were in the original novel).]
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If there's anyone still here, here's the design evolution of the Full Moon Fan Dance Edition for January's Trek BBS Fan Art Challenge:
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If We can manage to get Our act together, We'll be back before the end of the month. If...
Oh good! My telecommunication worked...I've been sending you ethereal vibes 'cos I thought maybe the new puppy had chewed your leg off, or something.
ReplyDeleteBut, no. You've just been faffing about. Right, that's all sorted.Cheer-ho!
Yes, loads of faffing. It's been Faff City around here!
Delete(And while I still have both legs, my fingers are a bit worse for wear...)
HUZZAH!! xoxo
ReplyDeleteThat it's not a toilet seat? That I'm alive? Or for the glimpse of Rutherford's bum?
DeleteYES! xoxo
DeleteHa ha haa!!
DeleteNope, not a toilet seat - my mind decided that this object was a set of bathroom scales. And now I'm wondering why they are called 'a set'? Or have I made this up?
ReplyDeleteAnyhow, it is lovely to know that you are still alive!
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I know it as "pair of scales" - two cup like objects. Often held up by blindfolded woman with a sword.
DeleteIndeed! It is best to be blindfolded before a weigh-in.
DeleteThinking about how to unplural the bathroom scales is giving me a headache.
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A bathroom balance ?
DeleteI wonder if we can get it to fly? Like the bathmat, and the octagon? Oh???!
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Don't forget the "thingy". I forgot its name. But I remember that our host had a kind of relation with it.
DeleteShit, it's me again. Sorry.
DeleteBroom, Mago?
Delete:: racks addled brain to try and make sense of "octagon" ::
"Cerritos" ? That's a snack ? Crunchy perhaps, or salty ? So you can nibble Sam's cerrito ?
ReplyDeleteThis is me !
DeleteAh, Doritos, the nacho-type snack! Funnily enough, Rutherford loves nachos!
DeleteI haven't even seen Lower Decks, let alone "eleventy-billion times", and I have to admit I have no great urge to do so. Perving over an animated character? Hmmmm. Jx
ReplyDeletePS I love Dinah's judgement: "faffing about"... We want to know the gossip, and a Bertie update!
Your wish is my command with my latest post)!
DeleteSo good to know you're still with us dear. I adore all your avenues and by-road obsessions. Can I relate? No, not a bit. But then, I'm not talented like you. You? Spread your tiny wings and fly away, my dear. Your flights of fancy are my cup of tea. Kizzes.
ReplyDeleteYes, we adore all your avenues although some of us (not me, however) also adore your back passage.
DeleteWell, you're in luck, Mr Tonking - I have more flights of fancy coming up! (And, thank you!)
DeleteMy back passage is looking a little worse for wear, Very Mistress. Rather trampled and in need of a good forking!
I love these! How fun!
ReplyDeleteThank you, Melanie! There are more to come. If I can manage to pull my finger out...
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