Should anyone have been off-planet this past week, please be aware that the
Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition
The artfully put together scene above (complete with new sofa - Ms Scarlet has spared no expense!) is what you have to work with. All you need to do is visit Ms Scarlet's FGES blog post, leave a cunning caption (or twelve) and cross your fingers that it's amusing enough to win.
If you are that fortunate winner, Ms Scarlet will package up the 'Shorts and send them your way so you can hold a caption competition of your own and send them on to your winner. The Freakin Green Elf Short's quest for world domination (not to be confused with The Very Mistress's World Domination Tours) is in your
hands arse/nether regions!
The 'Shorts need to be removed from Ms Scarlet's clutches and away from this
green and pleasant brown and muddy land forthwith, as the effects of a second bout of Post-Shorts Syndrome are only going to be more prolonged and difficult to treat the longer she holds on to them. As Hunter Elf Thompson (from Fear and Loathing in the Loo) once said, "There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a [wo]man in the depths of a polyester binge." (Thank you for the quote, Rimpy)