w-w-w-WOW! Final Edition

 Yes, this is the start of (not very many) things to come. As you may have noticed, I haven't been around much lately-

Lately!? Good gods, you've barely posted anything of note for months!

 Oh, shut up you. I've been busy, as well you know!

Busy? Ha!

 Well, the Host has.
 Hey! Don't blame this on me!

Why not? It's your stupid body and brain we inhabit, so you're just as much to blame.

 QUIET!

* silence *

 That's better. Now, as I was saying: We haven't been around much lately for reasons that are too convoluted-

He means "boring".

 Ahem! Too convoluted to go into right now, and the likelyhood is that things will remain convoluted for the foreseeable future. So, we have decided to bring this blog to a close while we regroup and figure out what to do next. 
 However, this will not be the final post: We have decided to subject you to reward you loyal readers with a few excerpts from the final edition of the wwwWOW! magazine (above) over the next few weeks.
 We will also endeavour to visit your blogs, however sporadically, whenever we get the chance.

 So, without further ado, we will leave you to your New Year resolutions/Christmas recoveries, while we choose some suitable excerpts for the last few posts.

 Happy New Year to you all, from all of us!