Wednesday, 27 April 2011

Beast has The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts!


Yes, those vile and contemptible shorts that we equally loathe and covet are in the UK once more!

See with your eyes the pan-global journey the 'Shorts have taken since their inception back at Christmas in 2004:

No, your eyes do not deceive you. I have, at long last, recreated the FGES Map!

For a definitive history of the 'Shorts illustrious 'caretakers', please click here to visit MJ's.

You'd better get your thinking caps on (I just hope they're not as disease-ridden as the 'Shorts) as Beast will be holding The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption Competition soon. I hope.

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By the way, this doesn't mean I'm back: I've had this post prepared since the 5th of February!
I may pop back at the end of April to post this month's wwwWOW!, but that'll be it for a while.

I hope you're all behaving yourselves?
* snort *
* snigger *
Ahem.
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9 comments:

  1. CyberPete27 April, 2011 22:43

    I miss you, it's simply not the same without you. *sniffles*

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  2. LẌ28 April, 2011 00:20

    Please send cupcakes.

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  3. The Mistress28 April, 2011 00:28

    The map is a work of art and a labour of love.

    You've really outdone yourself with the updated map!

    Now I have to get to work on updating The Definitive History of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts as I've neglected to mention that they're now in BEAST's clutches.

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  4. The Mistress28 April, 2011 01:18

    Right. I've updated the History. I just hope it makes sense. It's getting more and more convoluted!

    Your map has been updated in the History too and it looks great.

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  5. Ms Scarlet28 April, 2011 11:39

    ...he won't have them for long...
    Sx

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  6. Snooze29 April, 2011 16:35

    Shorts Illustrated - love it. Brilliant. You need to come back to regular posting.

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  7. savannah29 April, 2011 16:50

    behaving?

    but why, sugar?

    lovely map, by the by... xoxoxxo

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  8. Tim29 April, 2011 17:30

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY ARE YOU GOOGLING ME IN SPEEDOS!?

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  9. Inexplicable DeVice29 April, 2011 21:42

    'Petra: Sniffles? I have some cold & flu medicine somewhere...

    xl: I shall be making a double chocolate batch very soon - I'll see what I can do.

    MJ: Thank you! That map certainly was a labour.

    I love reading through your Definitive History of TFGES each time the 'Shorts move hosts!

    Miss Scarlet: Mwah hah hah hah haa!

    Snooze: Thank you! I don't think I'll be away much longer.

    Savannah: Ah. It was rather a poor choice of words, wasn't it?

    Tim: Why not?

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