Saturday 3 July 2021

"You love secrets. You want to marry secrets and have half-secret, half-human children."

 How has half the year passed by already?  How?!?

 Anyway, continuing on from the first quarter's update, here are the highlights of what I've read, watched and listened to from April to June:

Read

Yes we have books on a chair.  Why bother reading, otherwise?

Star Trek Deep Space Nine: The Lives of Dax, edited by Marco Palmieri
- Again. For the millionth time (although I didn't read every life, only my favourites).

Bridget Jones's Diary, by Helen Fielding - Again, again.

Star Trek The Motion Picture: Inside the Art and Visual Effects, by Jeff Bond & Gene Kozicki - I found this to be a rather fascinating read, and I had no idea of the time pressures and obstacles the production was up against.  Although, I'd've liked a few more pictures.   Actually, I should be more specific as there are loads of cool pictures, it's just that many of them are quite small (in order to fit them in, I should think, otherwise the book would be the size of a car), and I would like to see even more photos of the V'Ger model (because I'd recently found some that I hadn't seen before online somewhere, so I had my expectations up).  All that being said, there are some gorgeous full & two-page spreads of photos and artwork that did not disappoint.

Star Trek: Living Memory, by Christopher L. Bennett - I love the 80s Star Trek movie era, Uhura, and Christopher Bennett's Trek novels, so I'd got my hopes way up for this one.  While it employed the exacting and precise writing style of his previous novels, easily recognisable characterisation, and an excellent use of continuity-weaving as always, Living Memory fell rather flat for me.  I couldn't "hear" Uhura (although the other characters came through easily) and I'd like her to have featured more than she does.  I thought the conflict conversations between Uhura and Shastri, and Kirk and Janith-Lau/Arcturian Warborn were too much like speeches - all civil and reasonable - and so I found them unrealistic and rather dull.  However, I did like the elephants (more please!), "meeting" Uhura's family, the look at Denobula, and the inclusion of Clark Terrell and the Reliant (from ST II), and Joel Randolph (from ST IV).

The Flight of the Pterosaurs, a pop-up book by Keith Moseley - Rather spare on text, but beautifully illustrated.  The pop-ups are rarely of the pterosaurs, strangely - instead they're of plants and insects in the scenes, mostly.  Although, the final pop-up is quite spectacular - two Quetzalcoatlus northropi soaring over a sauropod corpse.

Star Trek: Dwellers in the Crucible, by Margaret Wander Bonanno - I hadn't read this one* in a LONG time, and had almost forgotten how "grown up" this novel seems - mainly, I think, because the Enterprise crew barely feature in it.  The story is based around the kidnapping of a young human woman and her Vulcan would-be friend, and how they bond while in captivity.   Some of it is rather harrowing, and not everyone gets out unscathed (or even alive).

* You'll have to scroll right to the end if you click the link, and even then you're bound to be disappointed...
 

Watched

The Time Traveller's Wife (Netflix) - I love the book, and this is the first time I've seen the film.  It's not bad, actually.  The meadow where Clare first meets Henry is almost exactly how I pictured it in my mind, as is the apartment that Clare and Charisse shared.  Although, Eric Bana's Henry is bettter looking and more well built than the Henry in my head.

The Wedding Banquet (DVD) - A rewatch of an old favourite.

Crazy Rich Asians (Netflix) - Singapore looks stunning and Michelle Yeoh steals the show (again), but Henry Golding's character is just so unimaginatively and blandly nice - how could anyone fall for him?  Gemma Chan is fantastic, and Mateo from Superstore is in it!

Death Becomes Her (Netflix) - Another rewatch old favourite.

The Windsors (S3) (Netflix) - Not quite as good as the first two series, but Kate becoming hysterical about missing Wimbledon live and having to watch it on the telly instead, then getting shaken out of her hysteria by Wills (in episode one) really made me laugh.  Oh, and the rather gorgeous Tom Durant Pritchard is the new Harry.  Yum!

La Cage aux Folles (DVD) - Yet another rewatch favourite.

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (DVD) - You know, the one in the 80s with the whales.

Stardust (Netflix - because I couldn't be bothered to reach for the DVD) - Delightful as aways.  Especially Claire Danes and Michelle Pfeiffer.  But especially Charlie Cox as Tristan Thorn!

Pushing Daisies (S1 & 2) (DVD) - "You love secrets.  You want to marry secrets and have half secret, half human children." said Chuck to Ned.  This brightly coloured, modern day fairy tale is as utterly charming as ever.  So much so that I could watch it again!

I couldn't find a good clip, so here's the first 2 minutes:

Men In Black: International (Netflix) - I only watched it for Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson, but even they couldn't save this pile of puke.  In fact, Chris Hemsworth's character - H, I think) - was irritating throughout.  I should have learnt my lesson from watching the third MIB snoozefest.

Spider-Man: Far From Home (Netflix) - Tom Holland is as adorable and endearing as ever, and this one also features the always yummy Jake Gyllenhaal(!), but I was entirely unmoved by it.  I think I'm over all these CGIed action-fest films.

The Umbrella Academy (S2) (Netflix) - possibly the favouritest of my rewatches!

Motherland (S3) (BBC iPlayer) - The bit in ep 4 where Anne "malfunctions" really made me laugh!

Crashing (Channel 4/Netflix) - I almost flicked past this, but then I noticed that Jonathan Bailey was in it.  Phwooooaaarrrr!!!

Here's Jonathan Bailey as Sam in Crashing.
Except for the last shot which is him as Lord Bridgerton from Bridgerton. (I didn't even make it through the first episode - Bridgerton's not for me, it seems)


Listened to

Birdhouse In Your Soul, They Might Be Giants (thanks to my Pushing Daisies rewatch as it features in season 1 episode "Pigeon", as sung by Olive (Kristin Chenoweth) and Aunt Vivien (Ellen Greene), much to Aunt Lily's (Swoosie Kurtz) disgust.


Cruel Intentions, BabyAngel69, and Are 'Friends' Electric? Parralox, as featured at Jon's.

Losing My Mind, Liza Minelli (and the Pet Shop Boys)

Major Tom (Coming Home), Peter Schilling; Sister of Pearl, Baio; Sunny, Boney M; and Right Back Where We Started From, Maxine Nightingale - all from The Umbrella Academy (S2) as featured here.

The One, Kylie

Plus, I'm still listening to Blinding Lights (The Weeknd), Arturo Márquez Danzón Nº 2  (Gustavo Dudamel), Lucky Star (Gravitonas), and Aria on Air (Malcolm McLaren) from last quarter's most listened to in Wonderful Electric.

47 comments:

  1. Death Becomes her is one of my favorite newer campy movies to go too. Some days it's hard to believe Meryl Streep even did that movie.

    And what a glorious picture from your garden with the chair.

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    1. You know, I think you'd make a marvellous Madeline Ashton! That pout in the cover image of the trailer looks just like Pam Demic's.
      But who would be Helen...?

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    2. Well, we know you'd be the choice for Lisle von Rhuman. Hmmmmmm Helen. How would Scarlet feel about wearing a red wig?

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    3. Never mind about the red wig, what about the gaping hole in her stomach?!?

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    4. LOOve 'Death Becomes Her'!! What a sly, fantastic, smart movie this is!

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  2. Not to put too fine a point on it
    Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet


    Ah, memories.

    Never read any of those books, nor, apart from La Cage aux Folles, Star Trek IV and Death Becomes Her, seen any of the films/telly series - but (with the exception of that naff Peter Schilling one) the music's fab! Jx

    PS I looked up Quetzalcoatlus northropi - fucking terrifying! Imagine a flying reptile as big as a Cessna 172 aeroplane..?!

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    1. I'm not surprised that you haven't read any of those books, but you haven't seen The Wedding Banquet? For shame!
      I must thank you, however, for rather a lot of my musical interludes.

      Oh, and you've reminded me that I meant to pop a link in to the aeroplane-sized Quetzalcoatlus. I'll do it now...

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    2. I've never even heard of The Wedding Banquet. Had to look it up... Jx

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    3. I saw it on the telly years and years ago - it was one of the first gay-themed films I'd ever seen, I think? Anyway, it left an impression, and I hunted for the DVD for years before finally getting a copy a couple of years ago.
      Of course it could be just the nostalgia factor that causes me to love it so much?

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  3. *skips over Star Trek stuff*

    Why are you reading Bridget Jones's Diary for a second time? Just curious.

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    1. That's quite a feat of skipping!

      Well, I re-read Bridget Jone's Diary (for the third or fourth time, I think) because what little news and stuff I'd been exposed to was bringing me down, and I fancied a light bit of fluff - something that I knew would be ridiculous and fun - to cheer me up.
      I don't know where that later book with the movie cast on the cover came from? I used to have the original with Bridget holding a cigarette (who I imagined would be played by Kate Winslet if ever it was made into a film...).

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    2. We're going to have to find you a new light-bit-of-fluff book.

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    3. I agree, Mistress! I would like to recommend Vermilion By Molly Tanzer for IDV's reading pleasure. It's funny, dark and weird in a good way.

      However, I Do NOT recommend The Pleasure Merchant though. What a brilliant title wasted, WASTED!!! on such bleh story! To say I was disappointed after loving Vermilion so much would be an understatement.

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    4. I must admit, I usually turn to Calvin and Hobbes when I need a quick bit of lightness, so something must have prompted me to turn to Bridget Jones. Maybe one of my sister's mentioned it, or something?
      Actually, I'm more likely to turn to the telly (well, Netflix) for fluff these days - as is evident from my viewing up there.

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    5. SKIPS OVER THE STAR TREK STUFF. A sad, sad commentary indeed. *slips into Crocs and turns away so as not to witness the embarrassment of a dear friend*

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  4. I know that we share the same planet because of the pterosaurs ... the rest comes from another galaxy ...

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    1. Ah, yes, there's nothing more comforting than pterosaurs. I love watching their spaceships land on the cliffs around here, then after some bickering and squabbling, they fly off to experiment on sea cows and do a bit of light abducting, before returning in the evening to have a beach party.

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  5. I F'ing ADORE Bridget JONES. I just want it to go on forever, like Sex In The City, actually. I know... I'm so gay, dearheart. Kizzes.

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  6. Shit, I haven't watched, read or listened to any of these.
    What a weirdo.
    Have you seen any of Supernatural?
    PS Jensen Ackles is mine.

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    1. Who's the weirdo - you or me?

      I have seen part of one episode of Supernatural years and years ago, but can't remember what happened in it. I do remember, however, that Jared Padalecki caught my eye, so I don't think they'll be any squabbling. Well, not about men, anyway... ;)

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  7. Death becomes her, always fun to watch. I've been thinking about re-watching "To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar" It's been ages.

    We're re-watching the SYFY Battlestar Glactica reboot and starting the dark season, season 3 tonight. Love, love BSG! I get obsessed with certain places and had a massive crush on Gaius Baltar's home. I did a blog post about it on my old blog circa 2008, and the owner of the house found my post and commented and shared a bunch more pictures of it. It was so cool! It's a mansion on the hillside overlooking the water in Vancouver BC. Many of the scenes were shot in BC.

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    1. I must admit, I found "To Wong Foo..." terribly dull and disappointing. "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert", on the other hand...

      I loved Battlestar Galactica, though! I pulled out the DVDs not too long ago intending to rewatch it, but only watched the pilot/miniseries and "33" - I'd forgotten just how harrowing and grim it is, which was a real turn-off. However, there's so much to like about it - the actors/acting, design, space effects, music, Baltar & Six, Laura Roslin, Colonial One, Billy Keikeya (except his untimely death - I can't go through that again). And, yes, the locations/sets - Baltar's house was amazing! Even Helo couldn't keep me watching (Mmmmm... Tamoh Penikett!)

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    2. P.S. Is your old blog still online? I'd love to see the post about Baltar's home.

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    3. To Wong Foo "dull and disappointing"??!!

      Vida Boheme : "Since you have obviously learned nothing, I am hereby stripping you of all your princess points."
      Noxeema Jackson : "Oooooh! That's voodoo."

      Jx

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    4. I think the blame lies squarely at "Priscilla"'s feet - or tyres - as I'd seen the cocks in frocks on a rock so many times (and loved it, of course) that by the time I saw "Too Wong Foo..." with high, high expectations (many, many years later), it just couldn't hold a patch to the Australians.
      Plus, the fact that Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes were so well known meant that I was watching them, rather than their characters.

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    5. I will try to find it and email it to you. It's hard for me---- to stay online---dwell in place too long---remain as one person too long. I was hunted for many years by a psycho stalker. The scars run deep. It was pre-internet days but I still can't help feeling like one day I might turn around and he'll be there again. We're starting BSG Season 3 and its the hardest one for me to watch. That cylon's obsession with Kara Thrace "Starbuck", hits a little to close to home.

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    6. Oh no, Melanie, that must have been really unpleasant, to put it mildly. Don't worry about finding it - I'll soon move on to something else and any lingering thoughts about Baltar's home will get buried beneath my new fancy. I'm so fickle. And forgetful!

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    7. "To Wong Fu"...Is a work of GENIUS!!!!! Miss ChiChi! Miss Noxema! PATRICK SWAYZE!!!! I am totally telling the pterosaurs about this, bubbe. You are gonna need a whole new paint job after they get done with it, you...non-appreciating 'To Wong Fu' person!

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    8. Oh, drat it! I'm going to have to subject myself to it again to see if my opinion chnages, aren't I?

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  8. I soooooo love Motherland! I watch it over and over. I think everything Diane Morgan does is worth watching.
    I was agog when Kevin finally got it on with Amanda - just superb.
    You've been very busy with books, films, and music!
    Sx

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    1. Kevin and Amanda!!! I couldn't believe it! I was convinced that she was going to push him away at the last moment and then tell everyone that Kevin tried it on.
      And Anne fancies him too!

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    1. Sorry, Norma. I take it you're not a fan of Margaret Travel Banana's work?

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  10. Did I miss a new contest, sweetpea? Or maybe an old one that I'd forgotten about, but had planned to be part of? I need to take a pic of my books on a chair, but sadly, most have been started and not finished. I just watched "The Birdcage" last week! Robin Williams and Nathan Lane were so perfect! I'm hooked on a French series called "Candice Renoir" on acorn tv. xoxo

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    1. No, no missed contest yet, dear Savvy. Although, the Garden Photos Event is scheduled for November, so pop it in your diary. Then throw your diary away/burn it/give it to some random homeless person so that you can comfortably miss the Event and keep your reputation intact ;)

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    2. Am I that predictable, sugar? *sigh* I have now, on record and with everyone reading this as my witness, accepted your challenge to submit a picture of whatever it is this November event is about! xoxo (you really are adorable, sweetpea!)

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    3. Hooray!

      Perhaps I was a little hard on you, Savvy? After all, you did submit a triffid for last year's GPE.
      And you are adorable, too!

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  11. I admire your unflinching loyalty to the Trek Universe. Me, I like to keep the fantasy alive, even though I have a copy of 'The Physics of Star Trek' to drool over (loves me some hard science. Mmm. Hard. Science.) and I am firmly TOS - although I devoured 'Star Trek-Enterprise' whole, and was treated to the sight of Scott Bacula's chest hair on numerous occasions. And really, what more can you ask? Tried 'Deep Space Nine' but got bored by the limited sets and the 'space opera' feel. More galactic wonder - less children, please! All in all, though, you have accomplished great things. One salutes you!

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    1. ST Enterprise gets a lot of derision, but like you, I really like it (mostly). And yes, there is a healthy amount of half-naked man-flesh on show - So much so that there's enough for both of us, as I'm rather partial to Connor "Trip" Trinneer!

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  12. Hear ye Hear ye, My alterego Proxima Blue is back! Melanie Reynolds (walks in the light)/Proxima Blue (is the light in the dark)/Nimh Sellers (the one that remembers innocence and makes artsy shit)
    https://proximablue.blogspot.com/

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  13. I have two white plastic garden chairs that the previous owner of the house had left behind, they are stacked one on top of the other in the fancy shed that my maid of all work calls a summer house. I won't be displaying books on them.

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    1. It's definitely for the best, Mitzi. Those books wouldn't stand a chance - I take it you've seen Harry Hill's You've Been Framed?

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