Sunday, 19 January 2025
The Papier-mâché Pavilion
Friday, 3 January 2025
The Foulness of Catching Crabs
Thursday, 18 July 2024
Frock or Smock?
I'm not sure what to make of this ghastly print t-shirt dress or whatever it is? Mitzi, have you seen the like on your forays oop North?
Saturday, 29 June 2024
Tying Up Loose Ends
Tuesday, 18 June 2024
Thursday, 13 June 2024
Thoughts for the Day
Monday, 20 May 2024
Thoughts for the Day
Sunday, 23 July 2023
"Grandad is a Poo Face"
This, like last week's publication, is just another mish-mash post because I don't have anything specific to relay. My niece, Lionel (not her real name) scrawled the always amusing epithet above on our garage wall some months ago, yet it is only now that I have got around to taking a photo of it to share here. I'd actually only gone outside in the rain to take a photo of 'Eva Boerg' swinging away under a bird box, when I realised I could kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
I finished The Bullet That Missed (see last post) and definitely have a crush on Bogdan. The last page of chapter 84 cinched the deal - I just wanted to give him a big hug. And then he'd reciprocate with those big, muscular, tattooed arms. Ahhhhh...
Saturday, 13 February 2021
Thursday, 21 January 2021
Happy
After the weekend's snowy disappointment, I thought I'd do a happy post to make up for it. So, without further ado, these are some of my (current) favourite things:
Superstore:
I found this sitcom on Netflix on Sunday. Or, rather, Netflix displayed it prominently on the home page and I got suckered in by it. I watched the little preview (with the sound off - always with the sound off) and thought I saw Ugly Betty. I kept watching and, yes, there was America Ferrera along with a very attractive Pretty Boy (Ben Feldman), so of course I was going to watch it. Well, a few minutes of the first episode, anyway...
It was joyful! I couldn't stop at the first episode, and now I'm halfway through season 2! I hadn't realised how much I really needed something light-hearted and entertaining to lift me out of the lockdown doldrums. I urge any of you who may be feeling a little (or a lot) glum to find something fun to watch or do (I have also watched a couple of French & Saunders episodes, and 13 Going on 30 starring the delightful Jennifer Garner and adorably handsome Mark Ruffalo).
Thursday, 29 June 2017
Öööh ... thingy?*
Yes, it's time we put you out of your misery and revealed what last week's Item of Interest actually was. Despite cries of it being a facehugger (LẌ), an albino's penis head (Hound), and Winnie the Pooh cosplay porn (yes, thank you, Mr Peenee), the item in question was...
These little blobs of jelly can be found around the coastlines of Great Britain and northern Europe from early summer to autumn, often washed ashore where they gleam like jewels on the sand.
* Thank you Mago for the post title.
Friday, 23 June 2017
Items of Interest: Gooseberry Fool
Yes, it's back. After a little over
What - you may be asking - has prompted this comeback? Well,
Hey! Hang on a minute... You've just copied the last Items of Interest post and crossed out the bits that don't apply!!
So? We're busy, aren't we?
It works, doesn't it? Anyway, you're a fine one to talk.
What?!
You started this copy/paste malarkey here - and it wasn't even our own blog post that you copied!
Oh, get on with it then...
Thank you! So, on with the show: For those of you who are new to this, or have forgotten what to do since the last Items of Interest post (and the one that brought us the infamous "nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie"), the rules are as follows:
Just guess what these particular photos are of
Thursday, 23 February 2017
Blue and Green...
Well. What a selection of guesses as to the previous post's Item of Interest! My fancy hasn't been tickled like that in quite some time, let me tell you.
One of you managed to correctly identify the item in question, but before I reveal who it was, I'd like to share my favourite fancy ticklers. So, in no particular order, the preposterous runners up are:
Mr Peenee with "I keep thinking it has something to do with the Statue of Liberty, probably because of the color, but it seems unlikely the S of L has taken up refuge in the Castelette. Although in a world where Donald Trump runs the American government, sort of, I guess "unlikely" is a shaky concept."
Shaky, indeed, Peenee. Especially as I discovered Lady Liberty trying to get in the catflap the other day when I got home from work. Needless to say, she was a little on the large side to squeeze through, so I shooed her out to the pond where she stands in place of one of the solar-powered garden lights (that don't work because of the lack of sunlight Britain enjoys). Turns out she just wanted a little holiday from all the "goings on" across the Pond...
She won't keep still, though, and all her tramping around has turned the garden into a mud bath! On the plus side, she does stand in for Cromer lighthouse when the bulb needs changing.
Jon, with: "You've managed to get a courgette? During this crisis?"
Yuck! No! Although I did buy an iceberg lettuce for the outrageous price of £1.40 the other day!
Hound, with: "A corner of a cover you have made for one of the alien plants in the greenhouse?"
I'm disappointed in you, Hound, as it was you (or your comment here) that inspired this thing! But you have reminded me that I need to feed those voracious plants...
So. Without further ado - or maybe a little ado as this teaser photo attests:
Sunday, 19 February 2017
Items of Interest: ...Should Never Be Seen
Yes, it's back. After a little over a year since the last one, Items of Interest returns!
What - you may be asking - has prompted this comeback? Well, just something I overheard from one of you. Oh, and that this is quick and easy as I have had (and will have) very little time to myselves what with getting The Parents' moved into their new abode, and dealing with The Royal Visit, aka the arrival for the weekend of Indescribable, The Little Witch, and Babyzooky.
So. On with the show: For those of you who are new to this, or have forgotten what to do since the last Items of Interest post (and the one before that brought us the infamous "nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie"), the rules are as follows:
Just guess what these particular photos are of
Sunday, 5 February 2017
Two sides to every story...
I have vague recollections of threatening to show you my bookcase towards the end of last year. I don't know whose blog this threat was left at, but I don't think it was mine?
Anyway, as a warm-up to another year of reading-
And because we've got shit-all else to blog about!
Well. Yes. Um... Here is our bookcase. The upstairs one, not the downstairs one which is a bit higgledy-piggledy, and stuffed with gardening and recipe books.
Not to mention Inexcuseable's cat books, Elvis collection, and Twilight novels, and her husband's fishing and DIY books.
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| Embigulatory probing can be effected by clicking... |
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| ... and I only had to do a modicum of "weeding" |
As I've shown you mine, will you show us yours?
Snippets of Mago's have already been released, and Hound's bathroom bookshelf has been seen out and about in public, but there's always room for more!
UPDATE 12.02.2017 : LẌ's industrial-strength shelves are on display here, and MrPeenee is on a promise...
UPDATE 23.02.2017 : In fact, just pop to The Very Mistress's for a handy list of all who have taken part (so far)...
Saturday, 19 December 2015
Stop & Go
Usurping lx's oft asked question "Did I win yet?" in the comments of the previous Items of Interest post was Dinahmow. And I have great pleasure in announcing that, "Yes. Yes you did win!"
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| Oh dear. The Ampelmännchen seem to have polished off my decanter of absinthe! |
The Items of Interest were, of course, the Ampelmännchen that lx gave away as prizes here.
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| On an absinthe high, the Ampelmännchen hallucinate flying saucers! |
Thursday, 17 December 2015
Items of Interest: Crystalline Green...
Blimey! We haven't had one of these Items of Interest posts since January 2011!
For those of you who are new to this, or have forgotten what to do seeing as it's been nearly five years since the last Items of Interest post (which brought us the infamous "nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamie"), the rules are as follows:
Just guess what these particular photos are of
Thursday, 6 January 2011
Lazier than a thousand Lazies
Because I can't be doing with all this squabbling about loofahs/body mops/nylon-netting-shower-pom-pom-on-a-string-thingamies, I give you this:
Hopefully, the waves of lazy relaxation that this Moom is emanating will bring calm and peace to you all, thereby allowing me to sort out some sort of prize/s.
But, beware! Don't stare too long, or Moom's hypnotic somnolent stare will take you under!
Wednesday, 5 January 2011
Sifting through the remains
Yes, it's time to sift through the aftermath of the Barbara Cartland explosion and reveal the winner of Saturday's Items of Interest competition.
First, here's a list of what it wasn't:
A Barbara Cartland Hairnet®, as put forth by xl.
Angora throw? Plastic troll's hair? Mesh hair roller? The ever despairing guesses of Savannah.
A lovely new merkin. Yes, thank you, Princess.
A pair of your power fishnet stockings, and
The collar of your bathrobe/dressing gown, suggested by 'Petra.
It's your inner ear! Um, no, Tim.
Has Babs been eating Ma Beasties chick pea curry again? No, no she's had her rug dyed to match the curtains.. Another delightful 'guess' by Princess.
It's my scrunched up negligee...
...or it might be chicken wire for some very glamorous chickens? On this occasion, Miss Scarlet, it's neither.
Neither is it Moom's blankie, Snooze.
Nor is it inside a furnace filter or the neural network of cotton candy, Tara.
Your colon after a particularly effective colonic irrigation? Back for another try eh, Tim? You needn't've wasted your pretty little brain...
And, finally: Is it the debris left after Barbara exploded? A pile of pretty pink ashes, another 'guess' from Princess.
So, here is what it actually is:
And the winner is, with the first correct guess of:
It's your loofah and frankly, it disgusts me to think where it's been, MJ!
Congratulations! And I shall ignore your disgust because, as the photo caption states, it's SP's, not mine.
* pokes tongue out in defiance *
I shall have a prize of some description mailed out to you within the week.
The venerable runners up are:
I think it might be one of those "nylon netting shower pom pom on a string thingamies" that old grannys make for their fundraising stalls. Just lather it up and your away (Princess),
I know I know! Well, MJ actually got it pegged with the loofa ('Petra),
It's one of those things!!! Erm... a body mop! Makes everything extra foamy... (Miss Scarlet),
It does look like those loofah bath scrub/cloths or a special dishwashing scrub--I've one of those for cleaning nonstick pans! (Eros).
Thank you all for taking part, and jolly well done! Splendid show etc, etc.
Right, better be off - I do have other things to do besides blogging, you know!
Saturday, 1 January 2011
Items of Interest: The explosion of Barbara Cartland
For those of you who are new to this, or have forgotten what to do seeing as it's been just over a year since the last Items of Interest post, the rules are as follows:
Just guess what this particular photo is of and, if you're very lucky, win a prize (yet to be determined). When I say 'this photo', I don't mean the one on the left here as that's the logo image. No. The photo is the big pink one below.

As always, the photo is of something currently within Castle DeVice, so start your guessing. And if you really have no idea, just come up with something preposterous. You never know, you might get a prize for originality.
Don't bank on it, though.
Oh, and for those of you who haven't visited in a few days are bored and have nothing to entertain you, please see the previous post which is my end of year review. It contains lots of links and videos that should keep you out of mischief for a little while at least.
Good luck!
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