A Dislocated Groyne and Other Issues

 Before we get to the dislocated groyne, I feel I must explain my protracted absence: I have been revelling in how my 'Ms Scarlet Approach to Blogging' has freed up loads of time for other things.  However, it has backfired somewhat in that I've had so much spare time that I haven't known what to do with it all.  Consequently, the "I'll just watch one episode of Steven Universe before I Get On With Things" turned into a massive binge-watch then, before I knew it, it's suddenly tea time and nothing's been done!  Every day!!
 So now I'm in a bit of a flap about:

• Jack Frost Winterval jumper - Why haven't I made it yet?!?
• Christmas cards - as in: I haven't bought/made any, never mind sent the non-existent things
• My next blog post* (now that it's so close to the end of the year, this could be the Coven Awards or the Panto?) and catching up with you, the marvellous Blogorati.
• The Blogorati Christmas Panto.  I haven't seen hide-nor-hair of a script; the minuscule budget has been used to stock up on chocolate & sour cherry crumble mince pies (by Heston [Blumenthal, not Charlton], fom Waitrose); and the casting couch is covered in a thick layer of dust, so clearly hasn't been used (which is probably a good thing, actually...).
• The Coven Awards.  Eeeeek!
• The export from Norfolk of sea trash to Devon - Should it be the filling of a corrugated cardboard sandwich (with bubblewrap spread)?
• Sundogs.
• Witchface.  The silly old witch has buggered off and left me to sort all this stuff out on my own!

* False alarm.  My next post turned out to be this one.

~o~

 Anyway, back to the dislocated groyne (which may or may not be responsible for the lack of pre-Christmas shags. Sorry, Jon) in these photos from 7th December:

First, a look beyond the End-of-the-Line.
Hiding near the foot of the cliffs and in the glare of the sun, is the dislocated groyne

The End-of-the-Line as seen from Sidestrand

Exhibit A: The Dislocated Groyne...
The sea has moved it quite a distance since it was first smashed to smithereens back in June.  Its initial location next to the End-of-the-Line can be seen in the 5th, 8th & 10th photos of this E-o-t-L Update post, and the 3rd & 4th of this post (sticking up out of the sea)

... complete with Rusty Old Knobs

Back at the End-of-the-Line where the Dislocated Groyne once was

End-of-the-Line beauty shot

End-of-the-Line from another Dislocated Groyne on the Overstrand side

Overstrand Beach

A somewhat half-hearted stone spiral to finish off.
It was too cold to hang around creating something more sophisticated

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 In other news, someone left one of those Make Your Own Lobster partworks just laying around on the beach last week.  I couldn't find the accompanying magazine with the instructions on how to put it together, though...

 I couldn't find issues #6 and #7, so it probably would have looked something like this chimeric monstrosity if I had attempted to put it together.

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 Right.  Better visit your blogs then try and get on with the Panto and/or Coven Awards while not watching Steven Universe...