Freezer burns

Pretty, isn't it?

Of course, you wouldn't one of these things hibernating in your freezer, would you?

Imagine my surprise, then, when I opened the freezer to get some sausages out and nearly had my eyebrows singed off by my little friend here.

I know the freezer needed defrosting but not that badly. Plus, all the food that was in there is now little more than dusty black piles of ash. I was really looking forward to sausages, too!

Eventually, I managed to entice it from the freezer, out of the kitchen and into the fireplace - a much more suitable loitering place. Now, though, I don't know what to do with it. Admittedly, it's keeping the house warm so I'm not wasting money on the gas bill, but it can't stay indefinitely.

Nuffy, my new rabbit familiar, doesn't like it - he keeps growling at it and kicking buckets of water over it. Not that the water makes any difference - it evaporates long before it makes contact.

The Supernaturals are coming 'round tomorrow - maybe they'll have some suggestions...


P.S. You simply must go and visit Ickle Bro (No, not mine. Funny Thing's), he's got this fabulously disgusting poo game that's rather moreish!