In response to MJ's Top 10 Searches post, here are the top 10 not-quite-as-depraved search keywords of all time (in reverse order) that led people (and I use the term in the loosest possible term) to Inexplicable DeVice (the blog, not myselves):
10. Manticore
Manticore infested biscuit tins must be more common than I thought? |
| "Ooh, I could murder a custard cream!" |
9. Olympic bulges
This must have something to do with Dinah or that chapeau de tin-foil created by Eros.
8. Connor Trinneer bulge
This could be from any of a number of Trinneer-based posts - more down below (fnar fnar)!
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| "Bah! No one can see my abs in this top." |
See the number one visited post at Inexplicable DeVice in the section below
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| "Are you stalking me again, IDV?" |
6. Ryan Kwanten bulge
See the number one visited post at Inexplicable DeVice in the section below
5. Alien Queen
They must have been after MJ...
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| "Hisssssssssssss!" |
4. Chris Pine bulge
See the number one visited post at Inexplicable DeVice in the section below
3. Bulges
See the number one visited post at Inexplicable DeVice in the section below
2. Jared Padalecki bulge
See the number one visited po- Good gods, I'm sick of writing that bloody sentence!
1. Connor Trinneer
And here he is in all his buff and bulging glory!
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| "Mmmm... I'm so buff!" |
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| "Wow! You *are* buff!" |
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| "Sigh... And pretty, too." |
Gah! I've read and typed the word 'bulge' so many times now that it has lost all meaning and looks ridiculous!
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And now for the Top 3 visited posts of all time here at Inexplicable DeVice...
3. An unexpected 'guest'
I have absolutely no idea why this post should have garnered 2,248 visits?
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| Just smile and look elegant, Margo. This nastiness will soon be over with. |
Well, Connor-in-his-underwear is bound to be a draw! 4,595 people can't be wrong.
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| "Shit! Here comes IDV again. Better hide." |
1. 2009: A review
So, here it is: The source of the 15,763 'bulge' searches. Take a bow Chris Pine, Ryan Kwanten and Jared Padalecki!
Oh, and Tim, of course!
P.S. I would have posted this on the same day that MJ did hers, but we lost the interwebs here at Castlette DeVice.
And I thought this was a PG-13 blog! You should activate the warning page before someone reports you.
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Hugs
Jon
I'm certain "An Unexpected Guest" garnered record numbers of guests for your mention of "incestuous cousins" or "kissing cousins" as they're also known.
ReplyDeleteI'm suspect that quite a lot of it goes on.
Perhaps do a post on "The Battle of the Bulge!"
ReplyDeleteJon: Please accept my sincere apologies if the content has corrupted your pure and innocent mind.
ReplyDeleteAnd you lot at the back: Stop sniggering!
MJ: Ah, yes. That'd explain it.
LX: But that would mean doing research, and you should know by now that I'm far too lazy for that!
Unless you mean a battle between Chris Pine's and Connor Trinneer's bulges, then I'm right on it! Or them...
I went searching for a "bulge" once but never found it... seems I'd typed in "bugle" by mistake... I still ended up here tho... go figure...
ReplyDeleteWell, Princess deserves a bugle fanfare on arrival!
ReplyDeletewhere does one find out who's "hit their blog" via a search, sugar? xoxoxox
ReplyDeleteOh, you mean this is not BulgesBulging.com?
ReplyDeleteSavvy: Why, on the blog menu page thingy... The dashboard! That's it.
ReplyDeleteThe stats icon is in a column on the left. Just click it for the options (Overview, Posts, Traffic sources & Audience) et voila!
Jason: Sorry, dahling. Try down the hall...
If I'm ever in the market for bulge, now I know where to go!!!
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