Well! Thank goodness that's over with! I can imagine you all thinking "When's that loon just going to get on and post something else? Lazy git!". I can tell you now, that it won't be today. I'm far too busy. I shouldn't even be doing this.
What I will do is post the first picture, so you can see the comparison. Actually, not the first, because that was just a black square. I'll post the second one:
There. How's that? Just for your information - and for mine because I'm a little forgetful - the first picture was posted on July 22nd. The final one on July 31st. And in between were five others (could've been six).Now. On to the next post - which I won't be doing today remember (today being August 4th) - I have a title but nothing to post about. The title is: 101 Damnations. What do you think?
Right. Must go. I've got wedding cakes to decorate and dinners to get ready for.
P.S. Yes, it is me. No, I'm not a carrot. Or Dusty Bin. Those aren't claws. Or bananas. I don't have a leopard. That's not my real hair colour - It might've been IDV's once upon a time, but mine (the Host, if you haven't realised) is a chestnut brown. I do have the white bits, though - caused by the stress of having old Witch-face in my head. I can make my eyes glow, too. No, I'm not adopting Qenny's irritatingly catchy song as my theme tune. And, finally: Yes. Witches really do wear pointed hats. To quote Granny Weatherwax "How else is anyone supposed to know you're a witch?" I must admit, I don't wear it very often. Usually only to official functions and when posing for pictures.
FIRSSST! Beat you all. Bow your heads in shame.
ReplyDeleteUnique post, it has to be said!
Happy 100. I'm going to spending a lot of time thinking about this post, I can tell. I'm going to go think about it some more now.
ReplyDeleteAh! I really can't tell whether this one was by The Host, Device, the subconscious, or IDV's subconscious. Whoever it is is clearly the John Cage of the Blog world, and this is his, her or its 4'33".
ReplyDeleteAnd what a lovely century it's been!
Curious, very curious.
ReplyDeleteOink!
ReplyDeleteThat's all I have to say on this rubbish post.
Blimey- I thought I was missing out on something, and was all ready to blame my shiny laptop.
ReplyDeleteBut no.
So you went for the hundreth post rather than the hundred and first? Not so different after all :)
Very poignant. It moved me to tears. Such a moving commentary on the human condition
ReplyDeleteThere was a moment I thought the computer had crashed out....but then I realised...it was meant to be like that.
ReplyDeleteSorry I'm so slow on the uptake.
Move along. Nothing to see here.
ReplyDeletemmmmm, is he going to edit this post regularly for us to see an evolution of the picture?
ReplyDeleteThere was nothing there last time i checked!
The plot thickens...
ReplyDeleteAck! Something's appeared!!
ReplyDeleteBOO!
ReplyDeleteHeehee scared ya.
Is that what happens if you eat too many carrots?? I heard that if you eat lots and lots of carrots and wash it down with some SunnyD then you will eventually turn orange...
ReplyDeleteI once saw a carrot that looked rather similar to Jason Priestly.
What Cyberpete said.
ReplyDeleteIt seems to have changed every time I visit? what's going on?
ReplyDeleteWhat are those brown things?
ReplyDeleteSomething EVILLLLL
It's getting bigger ...
ReplyDeletehehehe ... can you tell what it is yet?
ReplyDelete*tension builds*
ReplyDeleteIs it Dusty Bin from the old TV game show 3-2-1????
Is there a prize?
I think it ID the witch himself.
ReplyDeleteWell we did ask for pic, we'll see if he's nekkid soon im sure!
Looks like he left his hat on!
Oooooo the mystery and intrigue!
ReplyDeleteThe Witch has got his hat on
ReplyDeleteHip hip hip hooray!
The Witch has got his hat on
And The Host's completely gay.
Are those CLAWS??? And are those eyes GLOWING?? And is the hair ORANGE?
ReplyDeleteOh yes!
And thanks to Qenny, I now have that song doing the rounds in my head. Marvellous.
Love Toby x x x x x
I still think it's a carrot...
ReplyDeleteA carrot with claws...
Now there's an idea for a movie:
Attack of the killer Carrots.
Hat on and some bananas. Like that Josephine Somebody who used to dance with bananas in the 20s or summat.
ReplyDeleteBaker. That was it. Had a leopard.
Ouch!
ReplyDeleteDazzled.
See I told you it was a carrot, I bet you're all kicking yourselves thinking about how obvious it was now.
ReplyDeleteThat's a great picture IDV. Happy 100.
ReplyDeleteDo witches really wear pointy hats like that?
Very cool.
ReplyDelete*kicking myself*
ReplyDeleteVery pretty me dear.
ReplyDeleteAm I drunk?
ReplyDeleteAhhhhh! I geddit. And I likes it, me. You're a very pretty Witch Entity, IDV.
ReplyDeleteMigraine on its way.
ReplyDeleteShattering pic
I thought I'd better make an appearance in my own comments to say: I've replied to you all at the bottom of the post. Too lazy to do it all individually!
ReplyDeleteNo you really are a carrot, I think you're in denial.
ReplyDeleteNice «blog»
ReplyDeleteThanks
Paulo
Portugal
Well, ncefabn, I am shaped a bit like a carrot - wider at the top than the bottom - but (hopefully) that's where the similarities end. I did try fake tan a couple of months ago, though. The result was a carrotty glow...
ReplyDeleteAnd, Hello Paulo from Portugal: I did have a look at your blog but couldn't understand it - My Portugese isn't quite up to scratch!
All that small print.
ReplyDeleteWhere's me reading glasses?
Only an exclamation mark can truly sum up the emotions I feel when viewing this post....
ReplyDelete?
Bugger...
Merkin! You're back! Hooray!
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