If you haven't already heard, Ms Nations (AKA Steve. Because 'Steve' is almost as nice a name as 'Paul' was.) has become the Freakin' Green Elf Shorts 31st victim!
Rimpy Rimpington, the Official FGES Historian (and Commissioner of the Cloned Second Pair), has updated the Continuing History of the FGES which includes some 'deleted scenes' from his recent tenure with them. And I've updated the FGES Travel Map - as you can see above.
That is all.
It's no wonder people are worried about pollution across the world. There's the culprit! Jx
ReplyDeleteFossil fuels have nothing on the FGES!
DeleteI keep them out on the back porch where the smell won't knock us down. *giggle, blush*
ReplyDeleteWhen the wind current is just so, I can smell them in Canada.
DeleteI just hope the wind keeps blowing northwards!
DeleteI'm proud to be part of the history of the FGES, but I've never been able to get the stench out of the house. No wonder two of my dogs died after those nasty things were here. It must have been the bacteria.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Have you tried one of those termite tent fumigation thingies, Janie? The only other surefire way to deal with it is to nuke the site from orbit - it's the only way to be sure! (Thank you Corporal Hicks from Aliens for that bit of advice.)
DeleteCongratulations, Ms Nations!!!!
ReplyDeleteSend them to Trump, that’ll sort him. Tell him that if he wants Greenland he’ll have to wear the shorts for the next 12 years, and never take them off, ever.
Sx
Brilliant, Miss Scarlet. Brilliant.
DeleteBut would the 'Shorts want to "wear" that orange clod? Would they even fit?!?
DeleteI think the shorts would shrink around his gonads and slowly crush him to death. The shorts have a yet to be explored power.
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Delete*busily copying down White House Address*
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