tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post6968903171736053671..comments2024-03-29T01:34:16.790+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: The Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Caption CompetitionInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger64125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-73462963177782777912013-06-25T03:24:52.970+01:002013-06-25T03:24:52.970+01:00It's the stripes, isn't it?It's the stripes, isn't it?Spirit Of Owlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12650481514046944156noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-6648797329169930382013-05-19T16:30:18.679+01:002013-05-19T16:30:18.679+01:00That's not how you spell it.
By the way; bend...That's not how you spell it.<br /><br />By the way; bend over and pick up the soap, would you Santa?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-2636097043097738312013-05-19T14:01:26.047+01:002013-05-19T14:01:26.047+01:00Right. Time's up!
* packages up 'Shorts ...Right. Time's up!<br /><br />* packages up 'Shorts for Ms Nations- *<br /><br />Wait a minute... Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-92007490981991615632013-05-19T13:58:17.733+01:002013-05-19T13:58:17.733+01:00Well?
*joins Ms. Nations in impatient foot-tappin...Well?<br /><br />*joins Ms. Nations in impatient foot-tapping and finger drumming, waiting for announcement of the winner*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-65738443685738076042013-05-18T17:47:00.740+01:002013-05-18T17:47:00.740+01:00"The worlds tallest elf and proud owner of fa..."The worlds tallest elf and proud owner of far too many hair care products, captured here as he experiences a homoerotic semantics conundrum."<br /><br />P. O. Box 2257<br />Sumas, WA, United States<br />98295<br /><br />*tapping foot impatiently*<br /><br />FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-53189971697357618952013-05-18T17:28:03.489+01:002013-05-18T17:28:03.489+01:00"Home improvement never looked so good! Or so..."Home improvement never looked so good! Or so...green."<br /><br />Love you, love your gams, love your power drill (which I presume you hear frequently!)FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-88612257386771269192013-05-18T06:36:20.108+01:002013-05-18T06:36:20.108+01:00"It's IDV's second cumming"..."It's IDV's second cumming"...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-27226211467870922772013-05-18T04:31:37.443+01:002013-05-18T04:31:37.443+01:00**Suddenly, Kewpie realized where he was...****Suddenly, Kewpie realized where he was...**designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-22204600209880100392013-05-18T01:07:56.831+01:002013-05-18T01:07:56.831+01:00Damn! I forgot to suscribe to follow-up comments a...Damn! I forgot to suscribe to follow-up comments and to do so I've got to post another comment!<br /><br /><br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-18643180129949164102013-05-18T01:01:03.085+01:002013-05-18T01:01:03.085+01:00♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫
"On the sidewalk, one S...<br />♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫<br />"On the sidewalk, one Sunday mornin'<br />Lies a body oozin' life<br />Someone's sneaking 'round the corner<br />Could that someone, perhaps, perchance, be Bill the Drill?"<br />♬♪•*¨*•.¸¸♫¸.•*¨*••*♫<br /><br />Bill the Drill... gives a new meaning to coloscopy!<br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-17325734966274105682013-05-18T00:56:01.348+01:002013-05-18T00:56:01.348+01:00"I liked it better when they dropped the hous..."I liked it better when they dropped the house on you"...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-18782003333187866942013-05-17T22:39:14.064+01:002013-05-17T22:39:14.064+01:00Gadjo Dilo: The other end is in a potted orchid, s...<b>Gadjo Dilo</b>: The other end is in a potted orchid, so hopefully there's enough earth for safety? Although, <b>Rimpy</b> seems to think not...<br /><br /><b>Mago</b>: Well, how else am I supposed to degrout the bathroom?<br /><br /><b>'Petra</b>: Or even potahto?<br /><br /><b>bill</b>: Ah, glad I could oblige, and thanks for following Miss Scarlet's directions.<br /><br /><b>Rimpy</b>: I could've sworn this was a caption compo, not a story telling session?<br /><br /><b>Everyone</b>: Well, there's only just over 1.5 days left to go before I can package up the detestable 'Shorts and send them to their new owner.<br />But just who will that be?<br />The frontrunners so far are (and in no particular order): <b>Riley, Princess, Rimpy Rimplestiltskin, Hayward, Miss Scarlet, Cookie & Tim</b>.<br />There's still plenty of time to upset the applecart and nab them for yourself, so get to it!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-4447873112921069092013-05-17T05:52:11.750+01:002013-05-17T05:52:11.750+01:00Inexplicable DeVice was setting the last screw for...Inexplicable DeVice was setting the last screw for the lighting rig for his FGES bathroom photo-shoot when his left leg came into contact with the bath tub spigot. The fish net stocking was not enough to insulate his shapely gam, and the power drill went to ground via IDV and the plumbing.<br /><br />In the fraction of a second before his brain short-circuited, his entire life flashed before his mind's eye with the most amazing clarity, including times from before conscious memory. He saw himself as a muck-smeared but adorable new-born Inexplicable. His misspent teen DeVice years were all presented to him for his review in explicit and humiliating detail. Then came his young adulthood, now cut tragically short by faulty wiring.<br /><br />As the electricity coursing through his body reached its maximum amperage, the wireless remote control (tucked neatly in the waistband of the Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts) tripped the shutter of the digital camera, which was sitting at the ready on its tripod, creating the image we see before us.<br /><br />Before his last brain cell winked out for all eternity, IDV saw the face of the Creator and heard the words which issued from his holy lips, and his soul yearned to pass these pearls of wisdom on to those he was leaving behind.<br /><br />When his horror-stricken friends found him the next day, they discovered that despite the convulsions of electrocution which were racking his body (or perhaps because of them), IDV had managed to scrawl out a message on the tiles with the tip of the drill bit. They gazed in grief and confusion at the mysterious missive, which read simply…<br /><br />“Rimpy wins”.<br />Rimpy Rimpingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13017152542056998917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-22236152739307297762013-05-16T18:40:07.932+01:002013-05-16T18:40:07.932+01:00Surprised with power drill in hand, Green Elf, &qu...Surprised with power drill in hand, Green Elf, "shouted go away I'm filming a safety video!" <br /><br />I love it when the first time at a blog I find a post this interesting and green. Great comments. BTW, Scarlet Blue left a link to here.Bill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-87820839064475498662013-05-16T18:01:13.041+01:002013-05-16T18:01:13.041+01:00Handy or handsy potato potatoHandy or handsy potato potatoCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-90501900218793441172013-05-16T16:19:25.675+01:002013-05-16T16:19:25.675+01:00The drill is on?The drill is on?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-92169927994452880572013-05-16T05:33:31.204+01:002013-05-16T05:33:31.204+01:00I hope that cable has been earthed properly.I hope that cable has been earthed properly.Gadjo Dilohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08998278830936531990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-54073197333223450272013-05-15T20:35:02.552+01:002013-05-15T20:35:02.552+01:00More great captions & comments from Norma, Pri...More great captions & comments from <b>Norma, Princess, Rimpy & MJ</b>.<br /><br />Speaking of whom: Hail <b>Andrea</b>!<br /><br /><b>Hayward</b>: Well, the docks are downtown...<br /><br /><b>Roses</b>: Are you sure that's not a caption?<br /><br /><b>Dinahmow</b>: Great name!<br /><br />Everyone stop! <b>Tim</b>'s won!<br /><br />* rubs hands together in barely contained lust- I mean glee *<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: You realise that if you win you've got to actually hold the compo, don't you?<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>: Look awa- Oh. Too late.<br /><br /><b>'Petra</b>: Well, I'm a very <i>handy</i> man...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-43271706186193250762013-05-15T19:31:49.596+01:002013-05-15T19:31:49.596+01:00You know me, MJ. Fashionably late as always You know me, MJ. Fashionably late as always CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-83400894798391489422013-05-15T17:20:37.301+01:002013-05-15T17:20:37.301+01:00Will wonders never cease?
Even Petra got his fing...Will wonders never cease?<br /><br />Even Petra got his finger unstuck!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-37960808099083695292013-05-15T17:13:32.497+01:002013-05-15T17:13:32.497+01:00The outfit could have done with a pair of pink ple...The outfit could have done with a pair of pink pleather platform pumps though, but lovely entry.<br /><br />Ps. Love the tiles.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-89971950463556534762013-05-15T17:07:31.619+01:002013-05-15T17:07:31.619+01:00OMG! You own power tools?OMG! You own power tools?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-45882014014649608912013-05-15T16:56:22.824+01:002013-05-15T16:56:22.824+01:00Beast is giving me the brown eyed wink!Beast is giving me the brown eyed wink!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-49599023276303383422013-05-15T16:45:31.710+01:002013-05-15T16:45:31.710+01:00***winks at Miss MJ ******winks at Miss MJ ***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-33163677030028677472013-05-15T16:34:19.956+01:002013-05-15T16:34:19.956+01:00Oh dear gawd, it lives.
Beast, that is.
Good gol...Oh dear gawd, it lives.<br /><br />Beast, that is.<br /><br />Good golly, there's TimThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com