tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post587417700279197998..comments2024-03-28T10:26:58.307+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: Cusp Trek II: The Lust of IDVInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-41592163889753541212009-11-20T12:04:37.601+00:002009-11-20T12:04:37.601+00:00Tim: Or the poppers & rohypnol laced drink you...<b>Tim</b>: Or the poppers & rohypnol laced drink you had worked really well?<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>: It just depends on what it's compared to, I'm sure.<br /><br /><b>'Petra</b>: And accomodating. Two Tims?<br /><br />Oh, <b>Spike</b> darling!<br /><br /><b>Tim</b>: See Ponita's comment.<br /><br /><b>Ponita</b>: I'll try and post it soon.<br /><br /><b>Tim</b>: What? A White Anglo-Saxon Protestant? My goal to become the next Bree Van De Kamp is working!<br /><br /><b>'Petra</b>: I'll get you a magnum - You might be there a little longer.<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>: No more than usual.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: If you insist on using a ouija board, at least have the common decency to use a fine crystal glass and not some old hi-ball crap.<br /><br /><b>'Petra</b>: Ooh, I wouldn't if I were you - It's full of swamp gas.<br /><br /><b>Tim</b>: Well, I did swoon...<br /><br /><b>MJs</b>: * has aforementioned aneurysm *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-61827402157761345502009-11-19T23:54:35.125+00:002009-11-19T23:54:35.125+00:00At least he would have died happy.At least he would have died happy.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-66636940924331405382009-11-19T22:44:25.812+00:002009-11-19T22:44:25.812+00:00Or perhaps you, Tim, strangled him with those very...Or perhaps you, Tim, strangled him with those very workout leggings.<br /><br />After rubbing the gusset into his face, of course.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-56692125982281181642009-11-19T22:07:32.575+00:002009-11-19T22:07:32.575+00:00I'm beginning to think he might've had an ...I'm beginning to think he might've had an aneurysm when I said I tried to buy some Kirk-style workout leggings.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-19433594941128032202009-11-19T21:33:37.266+00:002009-11-19T21:33:37.266+00:00Maybe we should poke that thing in the corner over...Maybe we should poke that thing in the corner over there?<br /><br />The thing that kind of glows in the dark.<br /><br />Does any of you have a stick?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-21588543271241312252009-11-19T14:02:11.761+00:002009-11-19T14:02:11.761+00:00Looks like it Miss MJ ? shall we get the ouji boar...Looks like it Miss MJ ? shall we get the ouji board outBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-83988968945993489092009-11-18T16:22:29.514+00:002009-11-18T16:22:29.514+00:00Are you dead, IVD?Are you dead, IVD?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-60559844920502722482009-11-18T06:22:29.021+00:002009-11-18T06:22:29.021+00:00*still lounges on his chaise drinking campagne, th...*still lounges on his chaise drinking campagne, thinking it's taking FOREVER until he's cued to come and save the day (and Tim) with fashion*CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-20407128932181749972009-11-16T22:20:19.694+00:002009-11-16T22:20:19.694+00:00Hmmmm … I've always suspected IDV was a bit wa...Hmmmm … I've always suspected IDV was a bit waspish, so thanks for the heads-up Ponita!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-23619074919685969322009-11-16T04:58:19.700+00:002009-11-16T04:58:19.700+00:00Wasps can sting repeatedly, however, so they don&#...Wasps can sting repeatedly, however, so they don't die when they sting you, Tim...<br /><br />Am definitely looking forward to the rest of the story!Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-44620851450511259812009-11-14T15:45:03.076+00:002009-11-14T15:45:03.076+00:00MJ - you know how when a bee stings you it dies? W...MJ - you know how when a bee stings you it dies? Well...<br /><br />Thanks Spike!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-54175505998597139602009-11-14T01:07:33.054+00:002009-11-14T01:07:33.054+00:00*comes late*
*but never too early*
Happy birthda...*comes late*<br /><br />*but never too early*<br /><br />Happy birthday Tim.Spikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711311734492421302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-72217439095154411642009-11-12T20:49:05.708+00:002009-11-12T20:49:05.708+00:00That's me.. Very gallant!That's me.. Very gallant!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-54682643859210909372009-11-12T01:48:14.000+00:002009-11-12T01:48:14.000+00:00Tim: It was tiny.
But to it's credit, it had ...Tim: It was tiny.<br /><br />But to it's credit, it had staying power.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-56096426006122245442009-11-11T22:08:42.243+00:002009-11-11T22:08:42.243+00:00I didn't notice your stinger. It clearly can&#...I didn't notice your stinger. It clearly can't be that big.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-77567625434425753922009-11-11T21:10:22.190+00:002009-11-11T21:10:22.190+00:00P&T: Oog. Sorry about that.
Eros: Well, we d...<b>P&T</b>: Oog. Sorry about that.<br /><br /><b>Eros</b>: Well, we do wish we could add Tim's biological distinctiveness to our own.<br /><br />Thanks, Eros!<br /><br /><b>Tim</b>: You're welcome! And: Ohhh, YESSS!<br /><br />That was to you in a Starfleet workout outfit and an answer to your question.<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>: Sorry, it couldn't be helped.<br /><br />As for your dreams, you've obviously been eating too much cheese before going to bed. I can't be held responsible for drifting in the astral plane while bored at work and you're asleep.<br /><br /><b>'Petra</b>: How gallant of you.<br /><br /><b>Tim</b>: You'd better be careful - I might have already penetrated you with my stinger.<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>: Sweet dreams!<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: Tim's sticky end?!? Mmmmmmm....<br /><br />And I don't know why you were moaning before about not getting a speaking part - You had one <a href="http://inexplicabledevice.blogspot.com/2008/11/princess-and-pee-part-one.html" rel="nofollow">here</a>.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-3998091881784221052009-11-11T11:30:08.750+00:002009-11-11T11:30:08.750+00:00Hurrah I got a speaking bit part at last , even th...Hurrah I got a speaking bit part at last , even tho I had to put up with Miss MJ's diva flouncing . <br />I will eagerly await the letter from the Academy nominating me for a Best Supporting Actor Award .<br />I think Evil Tim is going to come to a sticky end (No pun intended) in some shape or form , I shall bring a mop and wet wipes for part 2 , as no doubt I shall be left to clean up the mess :-(BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-84712525333245458542009-11-11T06:13:27.384+00:002009-11-11T06:13:27.384+00:00Tim: It's 10:12 pm on the west coast of Canada...Tim: It's 10:12 pm on the west coast of Canada.<br /><br />I dread falling asleep tonight.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-2798512908431572202009-11-10T21:29:52.764+00:002009-11-10T21:29:52.764+00:00Ta MJ! And I'm glad to hear someone understand...Ta MJ! And I'm glad to hear someone understands my pain!! Trust me, if he ever does catch me, a stinger - or something like it - will be chopped off!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-33463983944569335372009-11-10T19:30:57.992+00:002009-11-10T19:30:57.992+00:00You know IDV, I will save either Tim..You know IDV, I will save either Tim..CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-18992782727303836252009-11-10T14:29:35.680+00:002009-11-10T14:29:35.680+00:00Happy Birthday, Tim!
Why must I be mentioned in t...Happy Birthday, Tim!<br /><br />Why must I be mentioned in the same paragraph as Beast? <br /><br />Get me rewrite!<br /><br />Off topic true story …<br /><br />Last night I dreamed that you were a sort of waspish or hornet-like flying insect, buzzing annoyingly around my head.<br /><br />I chopped off your stinger but your stinger kept on buzzing menacingly around the room, trying to chase me down.<br /><br />Now I know what it feels like to be Tim!<br /><br />Anyway, thank you very much for awakening me from my precious sleep.<br /><br />When I FINALLY got back to sleep, there you were again!<br /><br />This time, I dreamed you had installed five beds in your spare room. You were putting tramps up for the night in those beds as some gesture of good will. <br /><br />I was fearful that I would catch bugs from sitting in your house so I brought a bottle of head lice shampoo with me.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-64364834088453961422009-11-10T14:06:26.634+00:002009-11-10T14:06:26.634+00:00This is wicked! Thank you!!
True fact: I once goo...This is wicked! Thank you!!<br /><br />True fact: I once googled to see if anyone was selling that Kirk workout outfit.<br /><br />I can't wait to see what happens next! Will I make out with myself?!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-65568183993263685332009-11-10T12:29:08.502+00:002009-11-10T12:29:08.502+00:00Look at you, you Star Trek fan, trying to boldly g...Look at you, you Star Trek fan, trying to boldly go where no man has gone before!<br /><br />So Borg in your pursuit! Excellent work, IDV!<br /><br /><br />Happy Birthday, Tim!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-29191142367373819462009-11-10T09:06:33.177+00:002009-11-10T09:06:33.177+00:00I totally forgot what I was going to say now.
I b...I totally forgot what I was going to say now.<br /><br />I blame seeing 'Beast' and 'fist' in the same sentence.Piggy and Tazzyhttp://blog.tazzyandpiggy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-8012021687618567822009-11-10T07:48:21.223+00:002009-11-10T07:48:21.223+00:00You might have to be waiting a while, 'Petra: ...You might have to be waiting a while, <b>'Petra</b>: I've got to find the Other Tim first.<br /><br />Speaking of which: Happy birthday, Tim!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.com