tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post5434732647113596597..comments2024-03-28T10:26:58.307+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: The Year of the Ancient Groyne Coven AwardsInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-12455165220930713672020-01-09T14:43:20.705+00:002020-01-09T14:43:20.705+00:00I knew it!I knew it!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-31314469263688963702020-01-09T14:42:33.417+00:002020-01-09T14:42:33.417+00:00There should be, now that you mention it. Perhaps...There should be, now that you mention it. Perhaps I'll include it next year?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-52198818723511382022020-01-09T13:55:34.808+00:002020-01-09T13:55:34.808+00:00So, is there a "Made Me Snort" prize?So, is there a "Made Me Snort" prize?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-74918393759671303232020-01-09T10:45:09.533+00:002020-01-09T10:45:09.533+00:00Hooray! Another entry (and the only one that made...Hooray! Another entry (and the only one that made me snort with laughter*)! That makes nearly five. I'd better start on the post that will reveal the winner...<br /><br />* The other entries had me laughing, but did not elicit a snort.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-16868365739119013112020-01-09T01:08:29.488+00:002020-01-09T01:08:29.488+00:00A winning entry if ever I saw one!
[[Saunters off...A winning entry if ever I saw one!<br /><br />[[Saunters off, singing:<br /><br /><em>Gypsies, tramps, and thieves<br />We'd hear it from the people of the town<br />They'd call us Gypsies, tramps, and thieves<br />But every night all the men would come around<br />And lay their money down.</em>]]<br /><br />JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-85660756347162862132020-01-09T00:58:36.490+00:002020-01-09T00:58:36.490+00:00Am I the only one answering the quiz here in comme...Am I the only one answering the quiz here in comment land. Fine.<br />We all know that LẌ was Chief Pillow Fluffer for The Very Mistress over at Infomaniac, but what other official service did he provide?<br />LX served as the Mistress's body double in her ill-advised attempt at geriatric porn.<br /><br /><br />What is the title of LẌ's unofficial and unauthorised biography which featured in this very blog earlier in the year?<br />Did I Win Yet? A Tale of Tears and Triumph<br /><br />Who got LẌ to ask all those awkward questions (and did all his ageing for him since taking on his birthdays)?<br />You?<br /><br />Which comic strip couple were the inspiration (and basis) for my Not The Art of Star Trek entry, Disco 78?<br />Fred Flinstone and Dagwood Bumstead, the secret gays in full sight.<br /><br />Which two Blogorati appeared first in our adventure over the Cusp this year? And for a bonus point, what method of transport did they transmogrify the TARDIS-a-like HVMS Infomaniac into?<br />Me and that horrid Norma tramp<br /><br />Which member of the Blogorati introduced me/us to 2Cellos?<br />Speaking f horrid tramps, Jon<br /><br />Who was Aljaž Skorjanec's dance partner on this year's Strictly Come Dancing, and which side of him should she be on?<br />I don't know, but he was cute and could really flail his legs about<br /><br />Where did "Canable Man" feature? (And how should it be spelled?)<br />Human sacrifices<br /><br />Which month featured a "load of seamen" clogging up the rigging?<br />All of them?<br /><br />What does The Very Mistress claim is NOT a competition?<br />Life<br /><br />What's my favourite cake?<br />Cigarette Butt Layer Cake<br /><br />How many acres of block paving make up Mogs Mill?<br />Lots and lots. Tremendously lots.<br /><br />Before the wind changed enabling LẌ to use a hot air balloon, what had he asked Ms Scarlet, Beast, Mago, and The Very Mistress to steal for him to fly home on?<br />Normamrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-4909400188365439392020-01-05T08:44:17.688+00:002020-01-05T08:44:17.688+00:00* All answers except for the LẌ ones, that is.* All answers except for the LẌ ones, that is.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-24787462446792739542020-01-05T08:37:52.560+00:002020-01-05T08:37:52.560+00:00Well, Very Mistress, I'm glad someone was payi...Well, Very Mistress, I'm glad someone was paying attention. Perhaps a prize is in order after all...?<br /><br />And, as for you, Jon (who clearly only skim-read this post, if at all!): The Spoiler Alert would only be of use to those who hadn't read this post (not the whole blog) as, like I mentioned <b>"all answers can be found in <i>this post</i> without having to click on any links.</b>"<br /><br />Although, it is rather long-winded, and contains a lot of self-indulgent hot air (no, not that kind), so the fact that you even managed this much at your first Coven Awards is pretty good!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-16168707262922833582020-01-04T18:43:01.676+00:002020-01-04T18:43:01.676+00:00Just emailed my answers to you even BEFORE seeing ...Just emailed my answers to you even BEFORE seeing Jon's spoiler alert. <br /><br />Since Jon can't be arsed to enter the quiz, I'll take whatever consolation gift was being set aside for him. The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-83673231482185887782020-01-04T18:34:53.138+00:002020-01-04T18:34:53.138+00:00That quiz seems like a lot of hard work, as I only...That quiz seems like a lot of hard work, as I only know the answers to four of them without delving into the morass of time...<br /><br /><b>Spoiler alert</b>: Glad you enjoyed 2Cellos!<br /><br />JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-61941425474016873382020-01-04T10:01:14.105+00:002020-01-04T10:01:14.105+00:00I'm surprised that some people manage to get t...I'm surprised that some people manage to get through a month without drowning...<br /><br />Is it you wondering, or are you just asking for a friend too?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-20000050188033602092020-01-04T09:58:13.432+00:002020-01-04T09:58:13.432+00:00Suddenly I'm no longer hungry...Suddenly I'm no longer hungry...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-78500925420604551342020-01-04T08:10:55.624+00:002020-01-04T08:10:55.624+00:00Isn't every month a load of seamen for some?
...Isn't every month a load of seamen for some?<br /><br />And I often wonder how LX's friend, Asking for a Friend, is doing?Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-62059631473113152822020-01-04T01:52:00.055+00:002020-01-04T01:52:00.055+00:00Did someone mention CAKE?Did someone mention CAKE?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-5689788841319839772020-01-02T16:03:49.030+00:002020-01-02T16:03:49.030+00:00Not at all, it's much less subtle:
https://www...Not at all, it's much less subtle:<br />https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dog%20lipstickHound of Hecatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844511746240773640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-4298887975957295512020-01-02T10:10:43.825+00:002020-01-02T10:10:43.825+00:00Oh, dear, I was about to ask you!
Yes, 2020 shoul...Oh, dear, I was about to ask you!<br /><br />Yes, 2020 should be the year of mucking about and having fun to counteract all the doom and gloom going on in the world!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-18856504270041213012020-01-02T10:07:30.723+00:002020-01-02T10:07:30.723+00:00* blushes *
Thank you, Maddie!
* proffers tube o...* blushes *<br /><br />Thank you, Maddie!<br /><br />* proffers tube of Immac *<br /><br />Upon a second (or third) look, I'm not convinced that the photo is of Killian. Although, it looks enough like him to do (and even if it's not, there are plenty of photos of his baton in those links).Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-43569668264535238432020-01-02T10:04:06.626+00:002020-01-02T10:04:06.626+00:00Apologies, dear Hound. I left most of this to the...Apologies, dear Hound. I left most of this to the last minute (again) and reached a point at which if I didn't publish it as is, I would not have bothered at all and sulked for the next week or so.<br /><br />By the way, your "lipstick" wouldn't be a euphemism, would it...?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-39723228479287599992020-01-02T06:13:52.032+00:002020-01-02T06:13:52.032+00:00A week to figure out the answers.Well that shouldn...A week to figure out the answers.Well that shouldn't be too hard. What's the question?<br />Happy New Year and here's to more mucking about and having fun.dinahmowhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00052642938090553088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-10338838682731232602020-01-02T00:41:48.642+00:002020-01-02T00:41:48.642+00:00Happy New Year dear handsome boy!!!!!!
I have nev...Happy New Year dear handsome boy!!!!!!<br /><br />I have never won a glamorous Groyene award. I feel like I should shave my thighs or something.<br /><br />Happy New Year indeed. How did I miss Killian Belliard naked and man handling his beautiful jewels!!!!!! I have always fancied him, and wondered what he offered down there. See, it's already starting to be a good year.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-83879909273231750772020-01-01T15:34:04.655+00:002020-01-01T15:34:04.655+00:00Buggrit and I got my lipstick out for this?Buggrit and I got my lipstick out for this?Hound of Hecatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844511746240773640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-45418360417205115992020-01-01T09:46:32.974+00:002020-01-01T09:46:32.974+00:00Oops! I forgot about the deadline! A week should...Oops! I forgot about the deadline! A week should be long enough, don't you think? I've edited the post to show that answers need to be in by Wednesday 8th January.<br />And remember: aside from the LẌ-related questions, all answers can be found in this blog post - without clicking on any of the links.<br /><br />If I had found time for the Most Anticipated Arrival Award, your Hostess Trolley Disaster novel would be the winner!<br /><br />Happy New Year! xInexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-8591269976965770222020-01-01T08:16:10.321+00:002020-01-01T08:16:10.321+00:00Oh my goodness, is there a deadline to get the ans...Oh my goodness, is there a deadline to get the answers in for the quiz? Although there are questions that I definitely don't know the answers to. So I'm not going to win, which is an appalling concept.<br />Meanwhile, I must be away to write my novel about the hideous hostess trolley incident.<br />Happy New Year, Sweetie!!<br />SXX<br />Ms Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com