tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post4230090946561394220..comments2024-03-19T09:03:21.143+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: Cakes by appointmentInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-38323407901963399972010-07-24T03:48:16.758+01:002010-07-24T03:48:16.758+01:00They're easy as pissing.
Note to self: Do not...They're easy as pissing.<br /><br />Note to self: Do not watch Nigella before posting cake-related comments.Spikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711311734492421302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-55554279366809076342010-07-17T10:18:14.495+01:002010-07-17T10:18:14.495+01:00'Petra: Do. But be careful - You wouldn't...<b>'Petra</b>: Do. But be careful - You wouldn't want any accidents with the waste disposal unit.<br /><br /><b>Tim</b>: Oh, don't be so sure.<br /><br /><b>xl</b>: Winging it's way now.<br /><br /><b>Snooze</b>: Unfortunately, not all spells turn out so successfully.<br /><br /><b>MJ</b>: Your comments are back!<br /><br />And, yes, it is.<br /><br /><b>Miss Scarlet</b>: I'll bet you do, you dirty minx!<br /><br /><b>Mago</b>: Ah, another marzipan fan. As I told Dinah once: "Marzipan is for life, not just Christmas."<br /><br /><b>Princess</b>: You're never too late for cake. I can always magic up another batch.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: Thank you, and fear not. I won't be inviting MJ around while icing cakes.<br /><br /><b>Tara</b>: Thank you. If it makes it any easier, just shut your eyes.<br /><br /><b>Michael Guy</b>: One of each makes up a nutritional, balanced meal.<br /><br /><b>Eros</b>: And thank you, too.<br />When I handed them over, I tried not to drop them! Sadly, I'm not quite up to Nigella's standards.<br /><br /><b>Spike</b>: mmmm... I must give those a try!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-63198111826866861722010-07-17T06:00:46.163+01:002010-07-17T06:00:46.163+01:00Yum.
Out of the Stralyan Women's Weekly Basic...Yum.<br /><br />Out of the Stralyan Women's Weekly Basic Cookbook:<br /><br />Anzac Biscuits<br /><br />1 cup rolled oats<br />1 cup plain flour<br />1 cup brown sugar firmly packed<br />1/2 cup coconut<br />125g butter<br />2 tablespoons golden syrup<br />1 tablespoon water (or 1 and a bit)<br />1/2 teaspoon bicarb soda (baking soda to Americans)<br /><br />Mix oats, sifted flour, sugar coconut.<br /><br />Zap butter, syrup, water in jug in microwave for 30-60 secs. Stir in bicarb until it foams. Stir into dry stuff.<br /><br />On a greased flat try put flat measuring teaspoons of mix 5cms/couple inches apart.<br /><br />Bung in Apocalyse Oven near top for 5-10 mins. Whip out of Oven at first whiff of readiness as the bastards scorch fast. Pale for chewy, brown for crunchy. Enjoy!<br /><br />Freeze for up to 2 months. Eat on Anzac day/ Remembrance day/ Memorial day. Do not call "cookies".Spikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711311734492421302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-34873388963227790632010-07-14T11:28:01.376+01:002010-07-14T11:28:01.376+01:00Looks colorful, festive, and delightfully deliciou...Looks colorful, festive, and delightfully delicious! How lucky those party goers were to sample your treats!<br /><br />It's usually during the presentation of the finished product that chefs like to preen and show off their goods--Nigella likes to thrust her boobies on the screen make oohing sounds while licking her fingers. What did you do when you presented your fine creations?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1231761417384117202010-07-13T19:34:35.771+01:002010-07-13T19:34:35.771+01:00Nummy nums! I'll have one of each, sir!
I wis...Nummy nums! I'll have one of each, sir!<br /><br />I wish I was a better baker. Or cook. I'm handy with a microwave though... :)Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-74325328798535709642010-07-13T14:54:51.570+01:002010-07-13T14:54:51.570+01:00Those look so good!! Too pretty to eat....but I...Those look so good!! Too pretty to eat....but I'd manage! :)Tarahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16103812856035857566noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-7640694857264599422010-07-13T10:16:12.460+01:002010-07-13T10:16:12.460+01:00They look lush :-)
I like cake
*Except MJ'sThey look lush :-)<br />I like cake<br />*Except MJ'sBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-69760747312152565552010-07-12T15:33:57.127+01:002010-07-12T15:33:57.127+01:00Am I too late for Cake!
Lovely Kitchen...you reall...Am I too late for Cake!<br />Lovely Kitchen...you really have been busy working your magic...<br /><br />Your friend would have been very impressed with all the hard work you have put in and such an array.<br /><br />next time i'm catering i'll place an order.....Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-79167887987607010202010-07-12T12:24:17.320+01:002010-07-12T12:24:17.320+01:00You did some with marzipan?
GREAT!You did some with marzipan?<br /><br />GREAT!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-20315697988200844482010-07-12T08:47:33.035+01:002010-07-12T08:47:33.035+01:00Delish!!
I will also put in an order for the butte...Delish!!<br />I will also put in an order for the butterfly cakes. I like licking the cream out of the middle.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-47626820339045121422010-07-12T03:49:02.499+01:002010-07-12T03:49:02.499+01:00CAKE!
That olive oil is the only virgin in your h...CAKE!<br /><br />That olive oil is the only virgin in your household.MJhttp://theinfomaniac.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-45652975571900794362010-07-12T03:48:15.659+01:002010-07-12T03:48:15.659+01:00CAKE!CAKE!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-48117048131082814042010-07-12T01:14:50.854+01:002010-07-12T01:14:50.854+01:00Egad, you really do work magic.Egad, you really do work magic.Snoozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05358347075690351485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-56590782381773610532010-07-11T22:28:28.767+01:002010-07-11T22:28:28.767+01:00Butterfly cake, please!
Oh Hai Pete!Butterfly cake, please!<br /><br />Oh Hai Pete!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-7810429428557920312010-07-11T22:18:59.164+01:002010-07-11T22:18:59.164+01:00Helloooooo Tim!Helloooooo Tim!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-61641154930986104702010-07-11T21:57:44.772+01:002010-07-11T21:57:44.772+01:00Glad to hear you didn't christen it while baki...Glad to hear you didn't christen it while baking. Nobody wants THOSE cream cakes.Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-88971069453535982010-07-11T21:10:00.467+01:002010-07-11T21:10:00.467+01:00I'm all befuddled now.
Must find someone to h...I'm all befuddled now.<br /><br />Must find someone to help me out in my kitchenCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-19177012634906639332010-07-11T20:24:04.319+01:002010-07-11T20:24:04.319+01:00Thank you, 'Petra.
In answer to your questio...Thank you, <b>'Petra</b>. <br /><br />In answer to your question: Yes. Although, I hasten to add, not during the baking & making of cakes!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-25745602086114701722010-07-11T19:52:27.129+01:002010-07-11T19:52:27.129+01:00You and SP have a lovely kitchen. Have you christe...You and SP have a lovely kitchen. Have you christened it yet?<br /><br />The cakes are lovely too. Please send some.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.com