tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post2562905287495773109..comments2024-03-29T01:34:16.790+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: A Very Special Bio-Hazard WarningInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-75987142868364373822022-04-17T21:34:23.687+01:002022-04-17T21:34:23.687+01:00Ah, thank you, Mago. Unfortunately, I did not mis...Ah, thank you, Mago. Unfortunately, I did not miss their call - their conversation was almost as loud as their knitware!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-64431447578538933902022-04-17T21:32:27.468+01:002022-04-17T21:32:27.468+01:00Thank you, Mr Lisleman. And the FGES are a crime!...Thank you, Mr Lisleman. And the FGES <i>are</i> a crime!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-77707045075426492822022-04-15T21:31:04.478+01:002022-04-15T21:31:04.478+01:00In case you missed it IDV, two blokes want to talk...In case you missed it IDV, two blokes want to talk to you on the phone.63magohttp://63mago.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-69870956500826189202022-04-15T16:46:00.896+01:002022-04-15T16:46:00.896+01:00Very informative map of the FGES travels. Reminds ...Very informative map of the FGES travels. Reminds me solving a crime.Bill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-58733879109801906002022-04-14T18:37:30.256+01:002022-04-14T18:37:30.256+01:00I'm sure the FGES would fit over your hind qua...I'm sure the FGES would fit over your hind quarters a treat, Hound! Gods know that whatever you might leave in them will certainly not detract from whatever's already soaked in and smeared over the gusset...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-50396304712184882212022-04-14T18:34:28.945+01:002022-04-14T18:34:28.945+01:00I'm sorry to report that the current FGES have...I'm sorry to report that the current FGES have not, in fact, graced my milk-white derrière 'for they are a clone of the original pair. Although, I'm there in spirit!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-44152864647923505232022-04-12T01:47:52.559+01:002022-04-12T01:47:52.559+01:00And Jon. Why yes...they did slither out... of the ...And Jon. Why yes...they did slither out... of the most fabulous box I ever did see I might add. I think the box is worth more. Scarlet has good taste in shipping parcels. Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-18681799588551851592022-04-12T01:44:41.795+01:002022-04-12T01:44:41.795+01:00Dag Nabit! I thought as the Official Freakin' ...Dag Nabit! I thought as the Official Freakin' Green Elf Shorts Chronicler...that upon my move to the ancestral home, Ms Scarlet's parcel, to my dismay, and my move, has not deterred my receiving of said shorts.<br /><br />But knowing your DNA is in them made me feel, huh, well, cozy.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-91452717075783031432022-04-07T08:46:24.327+01:002022-04-07T08:46:24.327+01:00Speaking as a dog I'm glad I'm free of str...Speaking as a dog I'm glad I'm free of strange clothes. However if you were to do this without discriminating against the Hound in your midst we could do it with a Doggy Diaper? 🧷Hound of Hecatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09844511746240773640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-7731343892674517342022-04-07T03:12:38.710+01:002022-04-07T03:12:38.710+01:00Yes IDV, or at least BYOB (Bring yer own beer.) I ...Yes IDV, or at least BYOB (Bring yer own beer.) I don't want any complaints about what the house offers, they can take it up with the Complaint Department!<br /><br />Jon, Eww, those things aren't allowed to slither anywhere near me! Hahaha ProximaBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16905210742039040093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-62112053292787214022022-04-06T19:29:18.695+01:002022-04-06T19:29:18.695+01:00The amount of bodily secretions that have been fes...The amount of bodily secretions that have been festering on those things by now, they won't be "leaping" so much as "slithering" their way out of that packaging. Like something out of <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Slime" rel="nofollow">a Sci-Fi B-movie</a>. JxJonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15501010362663971583noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-31370615116006255192022-04-06T19:03:49.269+01:002022-04-06T19:03:49.269+01:00Thank you, Very Mistress!
And Mago's on to so...Thank you, Very Mistress!<br /><br />And Mago's on to something: a lady never tells!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-85602065106297996802022-04-06T19:03:05.321+01:002022-04-06T19:03:05.321+01:00I'm sure The Short's leaping out of their ...I'm sure The Short's leaping out of their packaging towards Maddie's hanging bits will be all the surprise she'll need, Ms Scarlet!<br /><br />You'll have to start charging for bums on seats to recoup your costs, Melanie. Or at least heckle for tips after you've served the food & drinks!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-39736715996809008062022-04-06T18:59:28.404+01:002022-04-06T18:59:28.404+01:00No change there, then!No change there, then!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-34990983196421565172022-04-05T22:03:46.404+01:002022-04-05T22:03:46.404+01:00Do you really want to know ?Do you <i>really</i> want to know ?63magohttp://63mago.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-35168155363623483422022-04-05T13:59:58.288+01:002022-04-05T13:59:58.288+01:00Spectacularly good job of the map, Mr. DeVice.
Ho...Spectacularly good job of the map, Mr. DeVice.<br /><br />How do you manage to cram it all in?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-3301802326867341322022-04-04T21:43:37.339+01:002022-04-04T21:43:37.339+01:00I'm glad you no longer have to worry about the...I'm glad you no longer have to worry about the pressure of it all! We just got pressured to spend $3k worth of outdoor furniture so our friends can hang out with us more often. I suppose now they'll be wanting food and drinks while they sit on their asses. HahahaProximaBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16905210742039040093noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-87756203760207379462022-04-04T21:11:09.882+01:002022-04-04T21:11:09.882+01:00I am delighted to confirm that the shorts were pos...I am delighted to confirm that the shorts were posted to the US last Tuesday!!! Phew, am I relieved about that!! And something extra British was posted on Friday to go with them.<br />So all the goodies should be arriving shortly (nice pun, though I say it myself) BUT it was supposed to be a surprise!!!<br />SxxxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-42819779452872672592022-04-04T20:08:33.789+01:002022-04-04T20:08:33.789+01:00Ms Scarlet has posted she is getting the shorts re...Ms Scarlet has posted she is getting the shorts ready to be shipped, so my bits are still hanging bare and free....for now.Mistress Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02098940220513091207noreply@blogger.com