tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post115997694067491202..comments2024-03-29T01:34:16.790+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: LeglessInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1163123979981830872006-11-10T01:59:00.000+00:002006-11-10T01:59:00.000+00:00It doesn't really matter if he has legs or not, as...It doesn't really matter if he has legs or not, as long as he has a lovely 'third leg' [okay, I'm channeling a 10 year-old with lame humour]. I think this all sounds like a delicious way to start the day. Keep us updated!Snoozehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05358347075690351485noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160365548930353382006-10-09T04:45:00.000+01:002006-10-09T04:45:00.000+01:00A Year! I think it's a year where you are? I shoul...A Year! I think it's a year where you are? I should get a map, I think, with push-pins in it. Happy Blogiversary!Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160345984913442352006-10-08T23:19:00.000+01:002006-10-08T23:19:00.000+01:00Right, sexy-arrogant vs. arrogant-arrogant as perc...Right, sexy-arrogant vs. arrogant-arrogant as percieved by my good self. Don't say I didn't warn you...<BR/>Sexy-arrogant: Large ego with just enough of a weak spot to realise existence of said large ego and it's possible falabilities (Word? Dunno but work with me here), hence arrogance is more ironic and self-aware, plus large ego gives confidence to realise arrogance is sexy. Arrogant-arrogant? <BR/>Well that's just arrogant, good looking or not.<BR/>That seemed so much more convincing in my head.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160241971052133382006-10-07T18:26:00.000+01:002006-10-07T18:26:00.000+01:00IDV Dora and Miss T have a vital message of import...IDV Dora and Miss T have a vital message of importance to convey to you re: sexy sexy ponies. <BR/><BR/>Please contact Miss T at daswah@hotmail.com so we can apprise you of our top secret sexy sexy mission for sexy pony results. <BR/><BR/>Hugs and kisses! The Hag from Down Under.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160226776280437362006-10-07T14:12:00.000+01:002006-10-07T14:12:00.000+01:00Heh, love the "cold feet / if he has any" bit.Heh, love the "cold feet / if he has any" bit.Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06793047799910670620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160220530651060302006-10-07T12:28:00.000+01:002006-10-07T12:28:00.000+01:00Tickers: Speak for yourself! I'll have you know I...<B>Tickers</B>: Speak for yourself! I'll have you know I'm... I'm... Oh, yes. Sad and lonely.<BR/><BR/>* mopes *<BR/><BR/><B>Miss T</B>: Yes. It definitely is. <BR/><BR/>Isn't it?<BR/><BR/><B>Tim</B>: I'll take your advice under advisement. <BR/><BR/>Got any advice?<BR/><BR/><B>D&T</B>: I suppose I could coyly wave my wand at him?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160130793476807422006-10-06T11:33:00.000+01:002006-10-06T11:33:00.000+01:00oooooo hot guys in cars staring you down....way to...oooooo hot guys in cars staring you down....way to go IDV! I assume they are hot, or at least good looking. And that they have normal sized working legs.<BR/><BR/>Smiling and winking always gets me somewhere with people...also flashing my boobs. But in your case perhaps it's a little too early for you to flashing anything but a smile/wink/wave.Devine Dorahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869319877264946270noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160085990484497272006-10-05T23:06:00.000+01:002006-10-05T23:06:00.000+01:00I was going to suggest that you pretend to 'step o...I was going to suggest that you pretend to 'step out' in front of Porsche man to get his attention, but that could lead to either:<BR/><BR/>a) shouting, such as: "why'd you step out!?"<BR/>or <BR/>b) an accident. And I really don't think him in prison for careless driving and you in traction is the best outcome...<BR/><BR/>This is why people don't come to me for relationship advice...Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160085553937975112006-10-05T22:59:00.000+01:002006-10-05T22:59:00.000+01:00IDV I think you need to work it with Porsche guy. ...IDV I think you need to work it with Porsche guy. Like, leaving the house in some bottomless chaps or some such. <BR/><BR/>Oh, Bronte/Austen-esque flirtations! What haven't they given us? <BR/><BR/>Well, sex is what they haven't given us, but that is highly overrated, isn't it? <BR/><BR/>Isn't it?Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-1160072803735886512006-10-05T19:26:00.000+01:002006-10-05T19:26:00.000+01:00Yeay, I'm first!I always find 'connections' with s...Yeay, I'm first!<BR/><BR/>I always find 'connections' with strangers intriguing. That glance at whilst looking in a shop window. Or the 'relationship' with fellow commuters.<BR/><BR/>Then again, perhaps it appeals to us because we're sad and lonely:-)Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.com