tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post3279712171091032455..comments2024-03-28T10:26:58.307+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: Award ceremonyInexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-61385416681207336682007-05-25T12:59:00.000+01:002007-05-25T12:59:00.000+01:00Skillz: What happened after their early stuff? Li...<B>Skillz</B>: What happened after their early stuff? Lifestyle change?<BR/><BR/><B>Tickers</B>: For Booby Prizes, you'd better get over to SID or MJ's.<BR/><BR/><B>Spike</B>: Sorry about that. I think Tim had been eating asparagus...<BR/><BR/><B>Tim</B>: What's poor Bill ever done to you?<BR/><BR/>* retrieves device and soaks it in bleach before reattaching it *<BR/><BR/><B>M and J</B>: Ha! Look who's talking!<BR/><BR/>* holds <B>T-Bird</B>'s hair back *<BR/><BR/><B>Jali</B>: Well, hello. I'm afraid all the goody-bags have been sprayed with SID and T-Bird's vomit. I can't even offer you a bunch of flowers as Tim's widdled all over them!<BR/><BR/>You're welcome to my prized blackbird, though.<BR/><BR/>* cackles evilly *<BR/><BR/>Ahem. Just clearing my throat...Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-58435751163151354072007-05-24T19:24:00.000+01:002007-05-24T19:24:00.000+01:00I'm new, so I'm looking for my "welcome" packet fr...I'm new, so I'm looking for my "welcome" packet from this blog. Coupons and free samples - you know - the goodies.<BR/><BR/>So whazzup?jalihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06490498524551760791noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-10462389583492481452007-05-24T11:33:00.000+01:002007-05-24T11:33:00.000+01:00*T-Bird comes out from under the table with runnin...*T-Bird comes out from under the table with running mascara and mussed hair. Joins Sid vomiting and crying in the corner*Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-25832375133594722052007-05-23T11:39:00.000+01:002007-05-23T11:39:00.000+01:00Is it time for lazy cunt IVF to post something new...Is it time for lazy cunt IVF to post something new yet?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-70288763422844640662007-05-23T08:57:00.000+01:002007-05-23T08:57:00.000+01:00*Looks at bill. Throws bill on floor. Snaps off De...*Looks at bill. Throws bill on floor. Snaps off Device, throws it in piss-soaked flowers. Smiles politely and goes home.*<BR/><BR/>Thanks for a lovely awards ceremony!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-31336713583672138752007-05-23T08:43:00.000+01:002007-05-23T08:43:00.000+01:00*arriving after all the champers is drunk/flat*Bug...*arriving after all the champers is drunk/flat*<BR/><BR/>Bugger.<BR/><BR/>*sniffs flowers*<BR/><BR/>Dear God.Spikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04711311734492421302noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-54698052324712858382007-05-23T00:22:00.000+01:002007-05-23T00:22:00.000+01:00wot about my booby prize?wot about my booby prize?Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-67943780380393356012007-05-22T22:53:00.000+01:002007-05-22T22:53:00.000+01:00The Straights... I liked their early stuff.The Straights... I liked their early stuff.skillzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02638588940126542733noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-84208084708077236322007-05-22T21:44:00.000+01:002007-05-22T21:44:00.000+01:00* takes bill for dry-cleaning of shirt, wipes arse...* takes bill for dry-cleaning of shirt, wipes arse with it, and hands it back to <B>Tim</B> with a feeling of deja vu *<BR/><BR/>* expels a controlled jet of poo-air, blasting concrete off 'crack and pebbledashing <B>MJ</B> - a trick one learned from The Straights *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-678340851620541142007-05-22T21:08:00.000+01:002007-05-22T21:08:00.000+01:00*pours concrete down Connie and IVF's plumbers cra...*pours concrete down Connie and IVF's plumbers cracks*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-32503716058088762942007-05-22T21:07:00.000+01:002007-05-22T21:07:00.000+01:00*hands over bill for dry-cleaning of shirt and "ha...*hands over bill for dry-cleaning of shirt and "harumphs"*Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-31156599087551492582007-05-22T20:56:00.000+01:002007-05-22T20:56:00.000+01:00MJ: I'll remember that for future use.Not that I d...<B>MJ</B>: I'll remember that for future use.<BR/><BR/>Not that I do such things myself, of course!<BR/><BR/><B>Connie</B>: She can please herself, then?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-85612109284986188032007-05-22T20:51:00.000+01:002007-05-22T20:51:00.000+01:00*notes that no one can scrape the bottom of a barr...*notes that no one can scrape the bottom of a barrel like MJ.<BR/><BR/>She brings new meaning to plumbing the depths that one*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-67443367834277620772007-05-22T20:37:00.000+01:002007-05-22T20:37:00.000+01:00*hoses down vomit-afflicted blog**notes that when ...*hoses down vomit-afflicted blog*<BR/><BR/>*notes that when SID is given a choice, he prefers his starfish to be tickled by tongue rather than feather or finger*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-76467198101668500642007-05-22T20:30:00.000+01:002007-05-22T20:30:00.000+01:00* flicks off SID's vomit onto MJ and Tim hoping Ti...* flicks off <B>SID</B>'s vomit onto <B>MJ</B> and <B>Tim</B> hoping Tim's shirt will have to come off... No. No. Remembers award given to him *<BR/><BR/>I'm not sure that your comment can be classed as an 'altercation' with SID, <B>M and J</B>. Altercations aren't supposed to be enjoyed, are they?<BR/>Anyway, SID started on the whiskey, so I don't have to... Ooh, look! All that runny puke is making Tim's shirt all see-through!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-10962856463554145322007-05-22T20:07:00.000+01:002007-05-22T20:07:00.000+01:00SID giggles like a girly anyway.Especially when yo...SID giggles like a girly anyway.<BR/><BR/>Especially when you touch his bum.<BR/><BR/>Even more so when his starfish is tickled.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-69710916299404079162007-05-22T19:20:00.000+01:002007-05-22T19:20:00.000+01:00*drinks too much champers**mixes with Jameson's**v...*drinks too much champers*<BR/><BR/>*mixes with Jameson's*<BR/><BR/>*vomits over everyone*<BR/><BR/>*resumes crying*S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-24945527257276078522007-05-22T14:19:00.000+01:002007-05-22T14:19:00.000+01:00SID will need something stronger than champers. Ch...SID will need something stronger than champers. <BR/><BR/>Champers just makes him giggle like a girlie.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-19792106509970251822007-05-22T14:16:00.000+01:002007-05-22T14:16:00.000+01:00*takes bill for carpet cleaning, wipes arse with i...*takes bill for carpet cleaning, wipes arse with it, and hands it back*<BR/><BR/>Lovely event - looking forward to next year's!Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-86467615260482710802007-05-22T12:45:00.000+01:002007-05-22T12:45:00.000+01:00* uses hook to drag MJ & M and J through Tim's (th...* uses hook to drag <B>MJ</B> & <B>M and J</B> through <B>Tim's</B> (the dirty bastard) red-carpet-leavings *<BR/><BR/> * hands <B>SID</B> a glass of champers to calm him down *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-74084537129686739282007-05-22T00:16:00.000+01:002007-05-22T00:16:00.000+01:00Get the hook and remove SID from the podium.Get the hook and remove SID from the podium.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-68955928077702228022007-05-21T23:15:00.000+01:002007-05-21T23:15:00.000+01:00*still pissing in the flowers*......*considers cra...*still pissing in the flowers*<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/>*considers crapping on the red carpet*Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-70812302952164977392007-05-21T21:59:00.000+01:002007-05-21T21:59:00.000+01:00*accepts award then cries uncontrollably into hank...*accepts award then cries uncontrollably into hankie*<BR/><BR/>*looks up to address watching audience*<BR/><BR/>*breaks down again*<BR/><BR/>*leaves stage*S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-3328347851349769102007-05-21T20:01:00.000+01:002007-05-21T20:01:00.000+01:00Well, what an honour. I'd like to thank the academ...Well, what an honour. I'd like to thank the academy, and my mom and da-<BR/><BR/>Wha...?<BR/><BR/>I 'didn't win' you say?<BR/><BR/>What do you mean I didn't win?<BR/><BR/>WHAT!? You mean I attended this thing and I DIDN'T WIN ANYTHING? Get my agent on the phone. This sucks majorly.<BR/><BR/>I'm off.<BR/><BR/>*pisses in flowers on the way out*Timhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16214166935447694402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-44346556232429560742007-05-21T19:25:00.000+01:002007-05-21T19:25:00.000+01:00The thick cunt.The thick cunt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com