tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post1776172634239837230..comments2024-03-28T10:26:58.307+00:00Comments on Inexplicable DeVice: And the winner is...Inexplicable DeVicehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-71442974559596115392013-05-20T03:08:32.029+01:002013-05-20T03:08:32.029+01:00The competition was stiff...
Congrats, Princess!!...The competition was stiff...<br /><br />Congrats, Princess!!!<br /><br />(make sure to thoroughly launder - and please starch them properly..).designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-11107384656295053362013-05-19T23:39:22.020+01:002013-05-19T23:39:22.020+01:00Congrats to Princess.
*hands box of tissues aroun...Congrats to Princess.<br /><br />*hands box of tissues around*<br /><br />People seem to be a bit overcome at the news. Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-56023413198843836402013-05-19T22:38:14.144+01:002013-05-19T22:38:14.144+01:00There's always a hip flask of rotgut left.
Con...There's always a hip flask of rotgut left.<br />Congratulations to Princess and the fab host IDV!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-17009075418468650842013-05-19T21:33:59.370+01:002013-05-19T21:33:59.370+01:00Sorry. The Vodka Fountain was demolished after it ...Sorry. The Vodka Fountain was demolished after it was found to be leaning heavily to one side, the Gincuzzi was stolen by MJ, 'Petra drank all the Champagne last time she was here, so all I have left is the Babycham Bath and Cherry Brandy Bidet...<br /><br />Dive in!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-62412521985957861612013-05-19T20:26:33.290+01:002013-05-19T20:26:33.290+01:00congratulations, princess darling! how absolutely ...congratulations, princess darling! how absolutely <i>divine</i> that y'all have won for queen(s) and country! *kisses* i will try to remember to enter the contest next time because we all know xoxoxoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-48827108405893358642013-05-19T18:37:44.034+01:002013-05-19T18:37:44.034+01:00congratulations!
the suspense made me moist.congratulations!<br /><br />the suspense made me moist.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-48883012927003788062013-05-19T17:36:00.335+01:002013-05-19T17:36:00.335+01:00THERE'S NO CHAMPAGNE?!?THERE'S NO CHAMPAGNE?!?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-2685520780656529352013-05-19T17:31:15.817+01:002013-05-19T17:31:15.817+01:00Prinny darlling, I couldn't think of anyone mo...Prinny darlling, I couldn't think of anyone more deserving than you to win those disgusting ugly old shorts... not that I think you are disgusting... or ugly... or old... <br /><br />*ahem*<br /><br />WHERE THE HELL IS THE VODKA FOUNTAIN IN THIS DUMP!<br />Jon DeepBluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18098174175428514740noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-29720742101895579162013-05-19T17:11:06.075+01:002013-05-19T17:11:06.075+01:00Congratulations princess....... May the shrts brin...Congratulations princess....... May the shrts bring you everything you desire ;-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-21937791071826638672013-05-19T17:09:55.010+01:002013-05-19T17:09:55.010+01:00Me neither cookie. I can come out of hiding now. P...Me neither cookie. I can come out of hiding now. Phew!BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-19008519791398813602013-05-19T17:01:57.373+01:002013-05-19T17:01:57.373+01:00Champagne? More like saucer of milk!Champagne? More like saucer of milk!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-47004959022766294912013-05-19T16:35:50.159+01:002013-05-19T16:35:50.159+01:00Congratulations daaaaaaaaaaahrling *through gritte...Congratulations daaaaaaaaaaahrling *through gritted teeth* Champagne? Yes please, oh you're not the waitress?<br /><br />My mistake.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00470712880141885150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-24593185262593396062013-05-19T16:25:43.695+01:002013-05-19T16:25:43.695+01:00Oh Cookie... You know you wanted them...
And Rimpy...Oh Cookie... You know you wanted them...<br />And Rimpy... I'm istalling a "Rimpy's Friend" alarm first thing in the morning...<br /><br />Mr Device... Feel free to Email me on my Gmail account regarding where to send the repulsive things... Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-74075083660372139302013-05-19T16:04:32.782+01:002013-05-19T16:04:32.782+01:00congratulations princess! and i nam relieved that...congratulations princess! and i nam relieved that i wasn't even in the running! The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-46190532159143956582013-05-19T15:56:46.948+01:002013-05-19T15:56:46.948+01:00Reinforced gussets and moist towelettes all round!...Reinforced gussets and moist towelettes all round!<br /><br /><b>Princess</b>! Get off my sofa immediately! <br /><br />* hands over a Supa Sponge and fabric freshener (not Febreze as I believe MJ used up my entire supply when Beast was last here) *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-27564271624187284992013-05-19T15:45:58.148+01:002013-05-19T15:45:58.148+01:00Congrats, Princess. I shall be watching you closel...Congrats, Princess. I shall be watching you closely for your competition and another chance to win the vile prize. <br /><br />Also, I have a good friend in the Melbourne area, so if you're not prompt enough in hosting the next compo, I might have to send him around to nick them from you.Rimpy Rimpingtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13017152542056998917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-74925454393358585582013-05-19T15:30:37.500+01:002013-05-19T15:30:37.500+01:00Ahh... Perfect! Thanks MJ
Ahh... Perfect! Thanks MJ<br />Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-80566688251843819072013-05-19T15:24:50.551+01:002013-05-19T15:24:50.551+01:00For all your fart filtration needs.For all your <a href="http://tinyurl.com/a8oyo6m/" rel="nofollow">fart filtration</a> needs.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-32527540448210466072013-05-19T15:20:30.979+01:002013-05-19T15:20:30.979+01:00I'm surfing for charcoal inserts as we speak!I'm surfing for charcoal inserts as we speak!Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-7780616556446444312013-05-19T15:17:48.438+01:002013-05-19T15:17:48.438+01:00No Really... Mr DeVice where do you keep your towe...No Really... Mr DeVice where do you keep your towels...<br /><br />A little bit? My Arse!... This sofa is soaked!Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-87972706040489688362013-05-19T15:17:21.976+01:002013-05-19T15:17:21.976+01:00I think it's time The Shorts had a plastic lin...I think it's time The Shorts had a plastic liner sewn into them.<br /><br />And a charcoal filter.<br /><br />And extra gusset reinforcements.<br /><br />You, Prinny, are the perfect person to do this.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-17784672720376693482013-05-19T15:14:40.422+01:002013-05-19T15:14:40.422+01:00*Passes MJ a box of depends to hand around the roo...*Passes MJ a box of depends to hand around the room*<br /><br />There's not a dry seat in the house... Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-43911209447230410322013-05-19T15:10:07.632+01:002013-05-19T15:10:07.632+01:00I think I can speak on behalf of all of us when I ...I think I can speak on behalf of all of us when I say that we all wee'd ourselves a bit when the announcement of a winner was made.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-27205585245617746362013-05-19T15:07:22.534+01:002013-05-19T15:07:22.534+01:00Well... I guess I can't claim to be bored any ...Well... I guess I can't claim to be bored any more...<br /><br />Thank you to Mr DeVice and his host for holding this gawd awful event... At least the hosts legs were covered and not quite as bright this time around...<br /><br />May I say on behalf of myself (as you know i will) and my cuntry... Orst-ray-lee-ya... that I will be proudly looking forward to continuing this fine... but somewhat weird... tradition. Although in not posessing an "Elfin Figure" I may well have to insert some panels and expand the waistline and re enforce the gusset given that my rather big arse resembles more that of a troll... I just hope that i can find an appropriate colour match...<br /><br />Thank you to my fellow captioneers... without you... there would not have been a contest... you are a pretty tough crowd.<br /><br />I'm honoured and really quite deeply touched to have won... In fact i'm touching myself as we speak...<br /><br />Oh dear... Did i just say that last bit out aloud?<br /><br />Sorry i meant to say that you are all in my thoughts and I'm sending you all my love from Downunder....Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17645685.post-62161421601474798772013-05-19T15:03:50.843+01:002013-05-19T15:03:50.843+01:00*hands Mr. Rimpington a Wet Wipe**hands Mr. Rimpington a Wet Wipe*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com